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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King P2 (Patreon)

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Vivica the witch

never has a film capture the power of a cavalry charge so perfectly. Its not just the wall of horse flesh and men colliding with the side of the enemy army. Its the intimidation factor, the way the orcs panic and break lines. its soo good.

Momo

The Charge of the Rohirrim is and always will be my favorite scene in the entire trilogy. Theoden basically screaming, "We're all gonna die, but we're gonna go down swinging, damnit!". In the book, it talks about how the cavalry is going full speed right at the orcs, but none of the riders can overtake Theoden. Man's riding right out at the front like a KING!

Django Yvel Lirssen

I think you should watch the hobbit too ! They are important to the lore too !

Siva Stealth

Please do watch the Hobbit movies, I think they're almost as good as the LOTR series and was hoping for you to get to them as well. Hope you do and thanks for the reactions!

Ben Gross

At the beginning of this part with the steward sitting there stuffing his face, you gotta remember that he started eating right after basically telling his son to go die on that mission, and you see the scene where they’re charging and he still eating, think of the amount of time it took for them to get all those men ready to depart, for that farewell parade and everything, had to of been at least a couple hours, that’s how long that steward sat there stuffing is fucking face

Artemis

Sam casually beating what's basically a minor spider god

Alicia Barkley

Horses CAN kill you easily by kicking. This is why you never stand behind a strange horse.

Douglas Harker

Absolutely you should check out the hobbit.

Simulacrae

Whats always been amazing to me is that there are no bad characters in these movies. None of them are truly irrelevant or unneeded. All play their parts and their parts are played perfectly by their actors. Absolute peak cinema

Yagi di Hoshi

yaaaas, please do the hobbit. maybe not the extended for that

WillGlacier

You know they did an amazing fucking job with the extended version when you have a hard time remembering what scenes were added and what scenes were from the original lmao

Jimify

Yea you should watch The Hobbit trilogy.

The Atheist Reverend

A reminder about Merry from the first movie: Merry and Pippin were trained in sword fighting by Boromir, the greatest swordsman in Gondor. For Merry, compared to that, those orcs were light work.

Chalk3000000

The Hobbit movies are fine. The last one's kind of a slog. I wish they adapted it into a TV series, but overall enjoyable.

The Silent One

I wanna note: in the novel, Denethor DID NOT send Faramir out on a suicide attack. Faramir got injured as he was trying to protect his retreating troops, hit by the "Black Breath" of the Nazgul (basically... the nazgul have a poisonous breath). It also wasn't Gandalf ALONE who helped the retreating troops, but Faramir's uncle, Denethor's brother-in-law. Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth, and his Knights, who charged. Imrahil is a character that was cut from the movie, together with the rest of hte leaders of the Fiefdoms of Gondor (short explanation: in the novel, the beacons are used to call the Fiefdoms to do their duty, Rohan is called via a massenger delivering a red arrow) Imrahil's sister , Finduilas, had married Denethor, but after Faramir's birth had begun to weaken substantially, which had already caused Denethor to be alienated from Faramir, and she died 5 years later, and Denethor became even more grim than he had been before. In the novels, Denethor also is more complex. And he had a powerful mind... He used the Palantir and had duels of hte mind with Sauron. Yet Sauron could not break his will, and instead drove him to despair by allowing him to see specific things that would make Denethor despair.

Yaboi7117

You will wanna watch The Hobbit series. It’s a good watch, it also has one thing missing from LOTR. 🐉 💎 👑

Bombastic Chucktastic

The Hobbit movies are good, they just fall short when comparing them to these masterpieces. Which is honestly unfair. If these films are a 10/10 then the hobbit movies are easily a 7 or 8/10

Azi

My take way from this is rich a literal gigachad like aragon or sam levels! I would say alicia lucked out with him buy honestly it is mostly her being a gigachad too!

Linnaeus

1) John Noble absolutely kills it as Denethor, but this is one of the areas where I have to take some issue with how they simplified a character from the books (he's a lot more nuanced, and his despair comes later and feels more organic), even though I know they did it so that Gandalf would end up in charge to keep the narrative focused on the main cast. 2) The movies never really tell you explicitly, but I like that they SHOW that the Nazgul project an aura of magical fear and despair around them. I'm not 100% sure of this, but I strongly suspect that the whole "Fear Aura of Undead" mechanic in D&D that spread to a lot of video games later had its origins in LotR (Tolkien describes a less potent form of the effect to other undead creatures like the Barrow Wights and the Army of the Dead).

Linnaeus

Obligatory "JRR Tolkien's prose is immaculate" bit, here's the description of Grond: The drums rolled louder. Fires leaped up. Great engines crawled across the field; and in the midst was a huge ram, great as a forest-tree a hundred feet in length, swinging on mighty chains. Long had it been forging in the dark smithies of Mordor, and its hideous head, founded of black steel, was shaped in the likeness of a ravening wolf; on it spells of ruin lay. Grond they named it, in memory of the Hammer of the Underworld of old. Great beasts drew it, Orcs surrounded it, and behind walked mountain-trolls to wield it. But about the Gate resistance still was stout, and there the knights of Dol Amroth and the hardiest of the garrison stood at bay. Shot and dart fell thick; siege-towers crashed or blazed suddenly like torches. All before the walls on either side of the Gate the ground was choked with wreck and with bodies of the slain; yet still driven as by a madness more and more came up. Grond crawled on. Upon its housing no fire would catch; and though now and again some great beast that hauled it would go mad and spread stamping ruin among the orcs innumerable that guarded it, their bodies were cast aside from its path and others took their place. Grond crawled on. The drums rolled wildly. Over the hills of slain a hideous shape appeared: a horseman, tall, hooded, cloaked in black. Slowly, trampling the fallen, he rode forth, heeding no longer any dart. He halted and held up a long pale sword. And as he did so a great fear fell on all, defender and foe alike; and the hands of men drooped to their sides, and no bow sang. For a moment all was still.

Silvia Dragoness

Trivia: At 1h16m30s in this video, when Theoden's riding along the front ranks of the Rohirrim giving his speech and rattling his sword off their spears? The speech was scripted. Him riding across the line *may* have been scripted. Rattling his sword off the spears was *not* scripted, that's something actor Bernard Hill (sadly passed just this year, may he rest in peace) came up with on his own. This is a video about his acting in this role: https://youtu.be/lgQqYTH1lQQ

Sawnderz

I admit, I check out a little with the "Seek the Army of the Dead" plot. Kinda convenient that an unbeatable army for hire was just there, I guess. Wouldn't have felt like so much of a detour to me if somehow they'd been subtly pre-established.

MaddMind

The hobbit movies are worth watching to be sure. If you ever get a chance to read the book and the LotR books as well they are completely worth it after the movies but most of the people mad at the Hobbit movies are mad because they are either not living up to this trilogy or they don't live up to the book. Also keep an eye out for Steven Colbert in the second movie as he is a huge LotR nerd and got a cameo.

elietebiscuit

Please watch the hobbit movies they are great and I think you will love them

Lance Ivy

middle ground watch ralph baskis hobbit insted

Zolfried

swff watch hobbit too

The Force

Fun personal fact, when I was in High School I did Theoden's speech to the riders in front of the theatre class and got picked for the lead role in our play that year. Was one time when my parents pushed me to do something I wasn't wholly comfortable, because they saw how I did enjoy things similar to theatre. While I didn't pursue acting or theatre as a job, it was by and far, the best year of high school I ever had.

Lazy Swordsman

The movies do Denethor, and to a lesser degree Faramir, dirty and it's one of the few points of issue I really have with Peter Jackson's adaptation (alongside making the Witch-King able to overpower Gandalf). In the books Denethor was once genuinely a great man, the blood of Numenor running true within him, but he's been directly challenging the will of Sauron for decades via the Palantir but the battle had broken him combined with the distress he's felt in life has turned him mad with paranoia and despair. By the time of the story he was no longer the great lord he'd once been. I'm no filmmaker, maybe the complexity of the character would have been to difficult to show in what time they had. It's still a shame though. His attitude towards Faramir largely comes from two things - firstly Faramir was harder to manipulate than his brother, so Denethor had a harder time controlling him and secondly he considered Faramir to be the "Wizard's pupil" due to his son's close bond with Gandalf who had been his mentor teaching him about history and lore. Denethor also had a bitterness towards Aragorn who he knew had come to Gondor many years before under the name Thorongil and fought heroically in the Kingdom's military when they where both young. Denethor seemed to believe that Thorongil/Aragorn had taken his father's affections away from him and had a lot of resentment towards him. I may be misremembering but I also believe that Thorongil advised Ecthelion (Denethor's dad) to heed the counsel of Gandalf while Denethor recommended Saruman. So seeing as how Saruman turned traitor that may have only increased Denethor's feelings of inadequacy when compared to Aragorn. As for Faramir - the ring failed to visibly tempt him (as he was in the movie). No doubt it tried but Faramir's own personal integrity comes first to him so the ring couldn't affect him as it did others and he swiftly made it clear to Frodo that he had no interest in trying to wield the evil thing. TL;DR: Denethor had greatness in him but by the time of the story he's been driven mad from paranoia and despair and his spirit is broken. P.S. Éowyn is Théoden's niece not daughter :P Théodwyn, the mother of Éowyn and Éomer, was Théoden's younger sister. After their father Éomund died and Théodwyn passed away not long after, Théoden took both children in to raise them alongside his own son Théodred.

Goobert

Definitely watch the Hobbit movies, very fun adventure movies, not great adaptations for about half the trilogy which gives them their infamy, but otherwise very enjoyable and definitely worth a watch! (Extended editions too! No half assing!)

Lucas_oreki

Definitely watch the Hobbit movies. Its sort of the same as the Star Wars prequels, definitely not exactly on par with the original and they do have their faults, but they are great movies nonetheless and way too overhated.

Malkalypse

Whenever I am trying to kill a spider but can't work up the courage to get close to it, I yell "For Frodo!" and then flatten the damn thing.

Cameron Sunken

You can skip the Hobbit movies. There isn't much of any quality there, and they stretched the shortest of the books into three movies.

Swervin

Me: *eating dinner whilst watching* Alicia: "What a gluttonous b!tch." Me: *I look up startled from gorging* Alicia: "To just be eating there as his own son dies. As his men are sent to die" All of a sudden I feen bad for eating lol

L Freya

If you enjoyed LotR, skipping the Hobbit movies is like skipping the prequel Star Wars trilogy. My daughter liked The Hobbit movies MORE than Lord of the Rings trilogy. But at worst I'd think you'd find them to be in the 6-8 range, with the LotR being 8-10. At best you'd possibly appreciate them more. But there's no way in hell you'd find them to be worse than the new Star Wars trilogy, they don't go that crazy. You get so much more backstory, they're a great ride. 100% watch and all-in on the EEs, just like this. Besides, even if you don't enjoy them as much, they make for better reactions than even LotR I'd imagine, for multiple reasons.

coolcat_77

If there were a book called "The Hobbit", which was totally different from the Hobbit trilogy, one could say it's just a fanservice filled trash bag of a cash grab but because there is not, they seem pretty fun. 👍 Oh, wait... there is?! F....

James S

Fun fact about the ugly orc general commanding all the others in battle: he was modeled to look like Harvey Weinstein, because lots of people in the film industry knew he was a monster and loathed him long before it hit mainstream attention.

Michael Mangskau

Whelp, since I don't see anyone else mentioning it, i gotta share: The scene with Pippin singing for Denethor, they had given Billy Boyd the lyrics (it was a poem from the book) but he actually wrote the melody himself. And the first time anyone heard it was when he sang it on set filming; after which they told him people watching and in the crew had cried it was so beautiful.

Gabe

Shelob is an extremely ancient giant spider who can turn into a very attractive woman. She is fully sapient, which makes the fact that she eats people feel way weirder. Also, Gollum has been in the service of Shelob in the past (kinda as a pet and also to do odd jobs for her).

StorytellerDave

Extremely minor nitpick - Why do people in movies always tell archers to "fire"? Bows don't fire. That's guns. That saying comes from guns, where old guns used to require fire to lit to shoot. For archers you'd say loose, or just plain shoot, but not fire.

MMDXXX

NGL I'd love to hear you sing your own cover of Pippin's song "The Edge of Night" with that reverb effect!

Matthew Kwaske

The film version of Denethor is by far the most bastardized of the characters. While he had his problems, he was by far one of the greatest leaders of men of the age, and if it wasn't for his leadership, Gondor would have fallen already. The movie cuts out the fact that he also has a palantir (the seeing stone), and has been mentally battling Sauron for decades. And while Boromir was his favorite son, he didn't hate Faramir, he just felt that he was too kind hearted for what was needed to be done.

DrCatspaw

I liked The Hobbit. It wasn't as good as LotR. But most things aren't as good as LotR. Hobbit is still really good.

Balrog36

I would suggest watching the Hobbit

Skebaba

Many of the more "serious" songs that Hobbits do have share quite a bit of similarities with some of the songs that Elves do (plenty of the latter songs are about night & stars, because unlike Men, Elves are more nocturnal preference wise (on account of sun & moon not having yet existed when the Fatherless first woke up back in the day)), at least as far as I have been able to eyeball their lyrics etc

Vegvisir92

you think orcs sending heads over the walls is bad? Genghis Khan sent whole living people over the walls, he found people sick with plague and other illnesses and catapulted them alive over city walls, the first documented cases of biological warfare

fonz lopez

one thing i think they should have left out in the extended edition was the scene with the ghosts accepting aragorns deal. in the theatrical version him yelling "what say you?!" is the last you see of aragorn until the battle of pelenor fields. so him appearing on thos ships is a surprise because for 45 minutes you dont actually know if they accepted or not. i feel NOT knowing was the cooler way to do that so its more of a surprise.

Elias

I love these movies and watching Alicias reactions to them is amazing, but I NEED the "you did this to yourself bitch"(2min 35sec-2min 38sec) sound clipped and used as a reaction lol. Its just so clean and perfectly condescending. (Edit) Glad Alicia liked Billy Boyd's (Pippin) song!! He wrote that himself for this scene after one of the writers heard him sing at karaoke and told the director about it because he knew Denathor asked for a song.

CarcosanTimeshare

5:05 Yes. Yes they can. Easily. I wonder if Alicia has ever been around a real horse before? I've been around a few. Even got to ride one once when I was like 9 on my uncle's farm. You really don't get a sense for just how big they are until you're standing next to one. (Of course, it depends on the breed, but the ones I knew were like... average mid-tier horses.)