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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Patreon)

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final one in the series!! :D

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DankusMemes

Damn am i that early to see no comments?

Phantom Penance

Ughhhh this one. Everything Disney did wrong in Marvel and Star Wars is reflected into this movie. The greatest sin is how they lobotomized my boy Jack Sparrow in the movie. He’s not the lucky drunk from the trilogy; he’s just a drunk who gets lucky.

Empress

Re:zero? Now that is a series I have not heard from in a long while

alex duskfall

I believe that When Jack gave his compass to somebody it's in his own interest and makes sure to get it back. Never fully giving it away without idea to getting it back.

NickAsNickName

honestly i feel like the comment of "luckily, i'm a woman" is less that the character is thinking any kind of girl power, and more just a little joke to poke fun at the wording. at least i hope so

NickAsNickName

what makes sense to me is that Jack giving away the compass in this movie is less the physical giving away, but moreso symbolizing in physical manner that Jack is at probably his lowest, and his morale is basically null?

rmplays

Fast and furious and transformers let’s fucking go I can’t wait to see those two they are probably my favorite movie franchises excluding middle earth

JosephBob

Which transformers are they starting with the original movie or the bayverse?

Latrios (Coen van Haaster)

I love how apparently all of Jack's family are played by British Musicians. 'Uncle Jack', was Paul McCartney :p

WillGlacier

I GENUINLY hope if you are doing Transformers you are doing Transformers one just cause' of how good it is for no god damn reason. Like that movie had NO right to be that funny Ik they are probably gonna watch the Michael Bay ones as well even though they are awful but more power to them I guess (they did my boy Bumblebee dirty in the bayverse)

Thomas Gabriel White

The Black Pearl will not accept any Captain other than Jack Sparrow. In the first movie when Barbosa was the Captain it was always covered in a cloud of smoke, that smoke was the ship being upset about not having it's proper Captain.

Eldritch Rolls

There is a 6th Pirates film in development, its said to be a soft reboot but that isn't confirmed. Apparently there is a side story that will star Margo Robbie, which is great. We don't know if Jack Sparrow will be in the movie or not or what it will be about. Keira Knightley does not want to be in it, but Orlando Bloom does. Depp said he will only come back if the script is good enough, currently there are 2 working scripts, one with and one without Depp, just in case. Also, please do the Fast series next, while the series does jump the shark late in the game, they are far better then the Micheal Bayformers movies.

Thomas Gabriel White

I don't understand what people didn't like about this movie. Someone once told me that it misrepresented the character of Jack when he asked his crew to pay him and that he would never do that. In the first 3 movies Jack only did things that benefited him, he did care about people, but his selfish desires were more important to him. His interactions with the other characters is was made him change, the turning point was when he decided to safe Will by having him stab Davey Jones heart instead of doing it himself. Even with that change he would still ask his crew to pay him.

The Lazy Gamer

Wouldn't say it didn't make sense with the compass. He specifically traded it, not just loaning it to someone like he had in the past.

Trevor Appel

54:40 Sometimes a friend of the hanged would grab their legs and pull down to speed up the process, hence the saying "pulling your leg"

Craig

I wouldn't hold my breath for a sixth Pirates movie, not after the way Disney treated JD. He even quipped that he wouldn't go back to Disney for "$300 Million and a million Alpacas". I'm not sure if it's possible to have a Pirates film without him, but if they did it would have to be with someone who could carry the franchise.

NickAsNickName

honestly though? Carina Barbossa is a REALLY badass name

Calexus Soleil

There should be a trigger warning of a rat being killed in this movie when it gets posted in youtube lol

Okoga

Aww, was hoping undead monkey Jack would stay with Barbossa's daughter.

MMDXXX

So uh, do you and Adora plan on watching Deadpool tomorrow?

Kyutoko

Google says, as of an article two days ago, Pirates 6 is set to come out this summer. Not sure how true that is. But damn, RIP Barbossa, you WILL be missed.

Hexx Gear

1:36:15 Honnestly is such a great moment. We went 1 movie without her but as she rose back you can see Jack and Hector reaction. Going through memory lane and doing a good hardy captain laugh. That ship has faced itself myth and legend and is burned into such. Waves of nostalgia swept through jack and Barbosa in that moment

Tor Andre Frantsvaag

it is the final movie becouse of disney screwing over Johnny depp , so honestly i hope he doesnt ever want to return no matter how much they pay.

RedRam-Ipsen

The only "real problems" i have with this movie are the red conning's fx. How Jack got the compass...

Devlin Draconis

In before they delete pirates 4 & 5 lol (Stay til the end to get this joke)

Aavc

Idk if Alicia will see this, but regarding the compass as I understand, is that Jack has never given the ownership of the compass to someone else willingly until he pawned it off for booze which freed Salazar. In the previous movies, Jack always plans to have the compass back to his person so he never relinquishes his ownership

Hexx Gear

If we do transformers are we doing the animated film first? "Transformers one" ? I feel like it's a great place to start and view the rest differently cuz it's a prequel

Richard

Yea so the stuff with Amber basically derailed a massive chunk of Johnny’s career, and he only lost the London court case, because that was against The Sun newspaper which was the publication that ran Amber’s lies. Once Johnny got back Stateside, he sued Amber for defamation, and as far as I know he won that, though I haven’t heard anything about it in a while. And yea Disney dropped him and sided with Amber the moment the “Allegations” came to light, before any of the evidence was actually examined, and Johnny is understandably a little pissed about that. I would like it stated for the record the Johnny was never charged with anything, and the allegations against him have been proven to be false on MULTIPLE occasions… sure Johnny isn’t perfect, he’s a Hollywood celebrity, none of them are, but Amber’s lies were completely untrue baseless allegations and accusations.

Jacemry3

Yeah, this movie seemed to have a few plot holes. For instance, it was said Tia Dalma gave the Compass to Jack, but in this movie, the Captain Jack originally served was the holder of the compass. Also, this completely undoes Jacks backstory. He was a Privateer working under Becket's command. He was tasked with delivering "cargo," which turned out to be slaves. Jack refused, and Becket branded him a Pirate, set fire to and sunk his ship. Jack sunk with the ship, where he made a deal with Davy Jones, and Jones raised the ship back up. Jack named it the Black Pearl, which leads us into the first movie eventually. Here, he was always a Pirate. MAYBE he became a Privateer for becket after this, but that still seems to undo the backstory of the Compass. It conflicts with stuff that was part of the first three.

Jasmin Jakobsen

How is it still 720p after 7 hours? o.O hope 1080p come soon

It's The Quenchiest!

My issue isn't necessarily Jack giving away the compass, since he technically always had some form of a contingency to get it back. But the retconning of the origin is pretty whack.

Shrapnel

Honestly having it end here is just fine. Having the Trident of Poseidon being tied to all things supernatural in the ocean and having it broken sounds like the perfect way to wrap up the entire franchise. Although, that begs to question if the compass is attached to the sea, which it seems as though it is not, so the only thing I can think of beyond this point would have to be anything dealing with the stars or with the underworld. With Davy Jones being hinted, maybe the latter, but who knows. Until Disney licks Depp's sea salted boots (apologizes), we can only speculate. Then again, if Sparrow was in his early 40's at the start of COTBP, then having him any further in the movies feels... Odd. But who am I to judge honestly? If it fills the cinema seats, who cares, right?

Randomocity732

So, how exactly does Alicia watch these movies with her friends? Shes streaming to them, but using what? I just want to watch Lilo and Stitch with a friend, I own a copy, he lives elsewhere, cant use discord screen share.

QuibblesAndGitz

So, I guess Will and the Dutchman conveniently Wasn't underwater when the curse was lifted, or that would be an awkward reveal

Supermew

Where I live this movie was called "Salazar's Revenge" and I remember thinking, as the title card hit, how much better it would have been to call it "Dead Men Tell No Tales". I was so disappointed to find out that in other places they had actually given it the good name, but not here.

Kaz

To be fair, I'm with Rich on this one: if nobody sees the bed but you guys, and you're going to unmake it later anyways, why bother making the bed?

DeathHawk31

They were planning to do another trilogy staring the Turners and Davy Jones but as you learned, they fired Depp before they were ready to make another movie. Maybe one day

Silver Blade

the trilogy starts their movies so much better - the iconic intro of the first and then continuation of the story for 2 and 3. 4 was just ... filler almost - but I have to say : Carina and Henry being the kids of Turner and Barbossa and tying all that together was MASTERFUL!! it ended Barbossas life/arc and gave it a twist of emotion at the end. it took the Turner family and ended* that story ... it's kind of a cheap shot accumulating ALL the curses of the sea into a breakable object. but as a finale that made sense

Vivica the witch

I cant believe I'm going to defend this film. But I think there is a significant difference between the times he has handed the compass temporarily to someone else and selling it for a drink at rock bottom.

A Cow

There's so much that feels wrong with this movie. It completely ignores established lore. For example, Tia Dalma originally gave Jack the compass. Then there's Jack. Jack as a character in this movie does not feel like Jack in the prior films. In the past he's always scheming and planning, you never knew if you could fully trust him or not. In this movie he feels like an idiot who conveniently gets out of situations on pure luck. He's not clever nor conniving, just a lucky fool. As for the Trident, it having control over all curses at sea makes no sense, Tia Dalma is the ultimate power at sea. She was the one who tasked Will with ferrying the dead. If anything has the power to break that, it should've been her. Plus the Trident ending all curses at sea, kills any potential for later films. There can't be any mystical elements in future POTC films as it would directly contrast this film.

A Cow

Didn't know Faramir was a redcoat

ShioriHikari

Okay i rewatching this i can agree finally wiht some people yes there was a whole shift of Jacks character he was mostly wobbling around drunk and mentioning things like "Shark" "Pirate" or whatever in a suprirsed tone voice jsut calling things out loud that are obvouis and he isint very clever as the other movies and that also includes his fighting style which was a mess BUT in his defense his luck did actually turn not only that he had the pearl infront of him but was forced to see he could really sail with it not only that he was conflicted or just too drunk all the time to really know what his heart wants but im glad he got himself together in the end especially when it comes to the continueation there is more to the story after this movie ends there is the Pirates of the Caribbean crossover for Sea of thieves it explains how exactly Davy Jones came back and Long version of it is that the Dutchman needed a captain to continue ferrying souls so it resurrected Jones. Jack decided to leave Will and Elizabeth out of his fight with Jones figuring they had gone through enough. Jack then stole a treasure from Jones the let him travel to other worlds (which explains how he gets to the sea of thieves world) with Dutchman in hot pursuit, jack uses the treasure to hop worlds in hopes of escaping Jones, but ends up being killed, getting trapped in sea of thieves version of the Flying Dutchman. Calypso, seeing that Davy Jones was still alive, followed jack and Jones into the new world. Player character’s end up saving jack from the land of the dead and the trapped crew of the black pearl. They learn however that Jones is making his own version of the brethren court, made of the villains in the sea of thieves, with the purpose of taking control of the sea’s. With the help of calypso and the remaining crew of the black pearl, are able to banish Davy Jones to the land of the dead so that he may never return. TLDR, Jones gets resurrected by the Dutchman, so jack travels to another world to kill him. You should honestly go play the game if you haven’t, It’s free on game pass and the story and missions pull from not only the films but also the rides in disney its confirmed this crossover is officially part of the Pirates of the Caribbean actual story even barbossa returns for a short second but in the dead land and to help confirm it more u can board the black pearl and theres books that u can read that talk about most adventures even a part that takes place right as the screen of the end of the movie where it tells u what jack does

Michael

I have come to the objectively correct conclusion that the order of these movies from best to worst is 2 1 4 3 5

LittleMoist

hadn't seen 4 and 5 until now and I think making it another trilogy/duology to find the trident instead of 1 movie would have made it stronger, if only because "you'll never find it" *finds it faster than they've found anything before* but overall not too shabby

Ben Gross

I already don’t care for the movie, it’s ok, I think I was just under whelmed after seeing the first 3, one thing that bothers me is they changed how Jack got the compass, he originally got it from Tia Dalma, but now apparently he got it from a dying captain