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Weapons (2025) (Patreon)

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2025-10-05 21:21:19
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2026-06
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horror movie for spoopy month!!

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Lord morokei

Aww kickass i just watched this movie last night

14k Gold

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one! Loved this movie!

crazy-dwarf0

you need to watch the long walk

Lord morokei

One of the most gruesome deaths I've seen in a movie

Flight

one thing to keep in mind for the teacher in the beginning: it's been a month of being the focus of a small town's suspicions

Successor

First reaction I’ve seen where people hated Justine, weird😅 but liked y’alls reaction to the rest of it tho.

nervouspirate

I know Justine isn’t meant to have her life together or be super likeable, but good god. Too harsh. Immediately on her ass over nothing.

nervouspirate

Like before we even see her face, immediately. Wtf

Tim The Grim

Most of the people in this movie are such pieces of shit, but Paul especially. Telling his ex him and his girlfriend "aren't happening right now" when they're actually TRYING TO HAVE A BABY AND GOIN TO LUNCH WITH HER DAD? Then threatening a guy after comitting police brutality and chasing him away when he thought he was going to make a RIGHTFUL COMPLAINT? Almost fucking over the entire investigation in the process? Also like, Justine kinda sucks, but why is it her fault, fucking Paul when he told her him and his girlfriend weren't happening? Paul cheated. She didn't. As i said, most of the (adult) people in this movie suck. But Paul sucks the most by far. And he had THE LEAST REASON to suck. The aprents and the teacher are all devastated ebcause of the kids disappearing (obviously the parents more so), but Paul just woke up that day and decided to be a dickhead.

Tim The Grim

Also like, calling her a cheater, when all she did was have sex with her Ex who said he "wasn't ahppening" with his current girlfirend? Like, huh? Who did she cheat on?

Egregore

Alicia be careful; your mean-girl is showing.

Rusty

Saw this movie in theaters with my girlfriend double feature with this and The Naked Gun. After all we heared about weapons we were looming forward to it. Needless to say neither of us enjoyed Weapons. The best part of the movie was the set up in the first 10-15 minutes. On that note though I do recomend The Naked Gun it is one of the funniest comedies I have seen in years

Adam Lawson

I feel like you guys were a little harsh on Justine. Is she a good person, no. But she’s a lonely woman who cares a lot for her students. Are her actions unprofessional, yes. But she never did anything inappropriate with them. Her students are basically all she has in her life. So her wanting to make sure Alex is okay, the only student left, makes sense. Also, in regard to her thing with Paul. Paul literally told her before they did anything that him and Donna weren’t a thing. So the cheating thing is definitely on Paul more than anything

beasty

Justine is a unprofessional teacher everything they said about her during the first few parts is 100% justified. You don’t just take a child into your vehicle and drive off somewhere. It doesn’t even matter if it’s to the parents house if you did not get permission from the parents, you don’t do that.

nervouspirate

I know it’s 2025 and everyone is considered a pedo until proven otherwise, but it should be understandable how someone with good intentions would think that’s a neighborly thing to do before realizing it looks bad.

Trevor Appel

16:10 She did it so it so the mob of angry parents will think she isn't home if they decide to go to her house looking for her. 17:30 Never mind, she's just an inconsiderate dumbass.

supersparta333

Its interesting, because I didn't expect the immediate Justine hate. I found her sympathetic, in that she's got a bunch of issues, but clearly still cares (obviously we know this due to it being a movie, IRL her behavior as a teacher would be unacceptable). With the benefit of having already seen the movie, she was the more likeable out of the characters, in which everybody is kind of a fuck up. And I feel like the movie itself even acknowledges that she's just as bad as the others.

Zachary McCann

34:45 daaayum, they really putting my corporate level training quizzes into schools? That is beyoooond hopeless.

Drakey

oh dude true, im watching the reaction as I type this and all of the instant hate is almost making it unwatchable, as someone who has seen this movie twice already

Andhy salvatore

oh shit Wong silver surfer and thanos gad damm

PurportedGrey

Most people that give Justine shit this early on are usually parents or serious Aunts/Uncles. Their reasoning for hating her are super reasonable if you've dealt with teachers.

PurportedGrey

It trips me out that a Whitest Kid You Know alum made this and Barbarian!😂

bruce lee

awsome i just watched this movie last night

bruce lee

ahhhh mf kid ran past my windows during the first scene of the kids running was a bit of oh shit moment

Sweyn Nelson

It's wild how different things are now with kids. I rode my bike to and from school e ery day from start of 3rd grade until the end of 8th. In the summer it was normal for kids to walk out the door shout " I'm going to ______ house", hop on our bike and just be gone all day riding our bikes around town, to multiple friends homes, the park,, the creek bike/running trail up to the reservoir, and just be back before dark. Now if a kid goes 2 blocks alone CPS is called.

BizarroPhoenix

Cracking up for how IMMEDIATELY they were on Justine's ass for anything and everything. I thought people in the comments were exaggerating, but nope. Great video overall though. "Light her on fire!" Had me rolling.

DrOverbuild8363

So.......that was something. I might've enjoy watching this film reaction more if it wasn't for the fact that I've been dealing teeth issues and the anxiety of going to the Dentist tomorrow, but at least this helped keep my mind off it. That said, what on earth was the point of the title being Weapons?! What do weapons have to do with a witch and everything that happened in this movie? Maybe because the Witch used people to kill other people sometimes? I don't get it.

JustUman

unc's be flipping the immediate Justine hate

BizarroPhoenix

You got it right, it's referring to people being turned into living weapons that relentlessly pursue their targets without stopping. The character Archer even refers it to them being "Weaponized".

Jaffar Black Fang

You guys should check out the Silent Hill movie and Resident Evil movie for spooky month Some fun slop lol

DrOverbuild8363

Oh okay, I see. A little vague since them being used as weapons only happened in the later half of the film, and it didn't happen that often, but I suppose a part of the films charm was trying to figure out why its called Weapon. Interesting

Jae

I was wondering why they had Justine be the character she was until they changed perspectives. Like usually we see where a character falls from grace at some point in the story when shit hits the fan. But we started at that point and only saw her being a "good" teacher in Alex's perspective before things happened. Thats all we got. But changing perspectives has this showing of her character make sense. This was not a one-character focus story.

Golden Witch Beatrice

I’m cackling at the both of you thinking Gladys was played by a man because when I first saw Weapons I thought she was played by the drag queen, Katya up until the credits played😭😭😭😭😭

Levi Price

dude, did anyone else notice that you can see Alicai eye dilate when she gets scared, this model is on point

Azaxul

My mom never knew where I was. I just said I was going out and she would say stay safe. That's it.

Devul

Holy fuck yall got a hate boner for her and she hasn’t even done anything wrong 😭 what are some of these takes. like i get shes unprofessional but jeez lmao

Spicy Noodles

i feel like a lot of your anger towards Justine is simply "shes not talking the abuse, the parents emotions matter more!" as a striving parent and a father i see why youd think that but objectively thats not how life works. your kids missing doesn't give you any right to abuse or treat someone that you cant even suspect is involved do to no evidence like shit thats like adulting 101 i think Justine is still a bad person in her own right but her emotions are valid.

MoD+

What is happening with Horror Movies, where the Protagonist is just so unlikeble? I looked into the Movie "Blink Twice" a few weeks ago. Nice Premise, but I could not relate in any kind with the Protagonist. Thats so weird. The movie had a similiar good reputation with the reviewers. I am only at min 28. But for now its a bummer. Maybe the movie is getting is turnaround

pizza

BEATRICE???

MoD+

I have now seen 2/3 of the movie. The perspectiv shift did cleary help this movie. And the Camera Work is absolutly great. Looking forwards for the ending

MoD+

What a nice ending!

Aliulo

"It's just a touch of consumption" - This woman is from the RFK timeline, I see.

ReaperKitty

Probably the best horror movie of the year. Hands down.

normalmighty

Yeah, I feel like it makes perfect sense that she would want to offer kids a ride or give them a hug when they're crying, because she's specifically a brand new teacher. She cares about her students and doesn't have enough experience to understand why sometimes you can't help the kid out because of how it looks from the outside.

Aqua Lantern

Yeesh, one of the worst main characters I've seen in a WHILE! This was a tough watch

Cursed HellSpawn

ive noticed alicia has this coping mechanism where once things start getting spooky, she CANT keep quiet. she's gotta yammer till the jump scare XD

OrangeHeartGamer

Your story of your niece's class calling out the attempted bullying made my night! <3 good class of kids <3

OrangeHeartGamer

My guess as to why the parents and the kids all struggled to recover from this is basically brain damage/trauma. Their brains were being forced to operate in such a non-standard way, for over a month for the kids, and probably 2 or 3 for the parents. Kids brains are resiliant enough that they could possibly recover from that kind of damage as they continue to grow, but the parents brains probably don't have much of a chance. Josh only had a few minutes of the brain control.

OrangeHeartGamer

ALSO, I think the gun over the house in JB's dream was his brain's way of telling him this was a "weaponized" event. It was like his subconscious was feeling something going on in the area, which is also why Gladis popped up in his dream, and Justine's dream. She was fucking with the energy in the area and people's subconsciousness were all feeling something was off. Idk, just my theory.

Malcorpse

Yeah even if you don't count the magic they were under, the parents and the kids were all perpetually awake for over a month it's a miracle they didn't all immediately die from lack of sleep once the spell broke.

OrangeHeartGamer

Ohhhh facts, they never slept! Though she did say the parents were "resting," perhaps unless they had a directive they were in some sort of remless unconsciousness. Whatever the case, minds be melted.

Englewood Pony

it also does a good job of being realistic. We saw every single little detail of Justine’s life but to most people, you either see the bad shit she did like Archer or you’d find her pleasant like the kids in class. Thats how most people are. We like Alicia, some bitch out there HATES her.

Englewood Pony

And they say they want complex horror movie characters.

Englewood Pony

I saw it coming, but I of course disagree. Show the shitty things ANYONE has done and you’ll probrably develop a distaste for them

cyberspacecat

I thought this one was kind of ass honestly, glad I watched it with your reactions tho or I probly would've just turned if off halfway through

Lance Ivy

23;57 .... the timestamp is cause i have never seen the movie dont know where it is going but to this conversation. as someone who hit puberty young and was a tall kid in middle school with facial hair . i can attest that some older wemon are just as creepy as men socity just does not veiw the creepyness that same way . like i was abosluty propasitioned by more than one 30+ year old woman all through middle and high school

Lance Ivy

kids do need to be more afflunt on pc . ....let me say i amamercan talking about america ..... we do need to bring back computer lab

Lance Ivy

so reort loss children to find lost children but never do anything ....especaly sell out your fellow downtrodden poor people for the reward you will never get it

Lance Ivy

what a fun day on set that last scene was those kids had a blast that day

AcolorfulZebra

@26:50 Alicia kinda has a point. If a parent who is crying about having lost their kid saw you having a hot date at a bar, it'd be pretty bad. But on that same note, WHY ARE YOU BREAKING DOWN CRYING ABOUT LOSING YOUR KID IN A BAR!! Irresponsible behavior all around. Parents ain't immune to that just cause they lost their kid, hold em accountable.

KingMarkoIII

I think y’all were a bit much. Nothing you guys said was wrong… and yes the parents are the priority here. But I think we are absolutely disregarding the feelings of her here. Not concerning Alex really. But the weight of being basically alone in a town that is rallied against you and the thought of not being safe wherever you go. Vandalism happening to you and threats being made constantly. Issues with her aside her striving and need for any connection is very realistic. I wouldn’t categorize anything she does in this show to being a bad person. Just very troubled, traumatized and drowning in sorrow…and liquor

LeRezwarrior

"Why didn't the parents do anything when the alarms tripped" Well they were tripped when the kids were running outside. Even if you had the reflex to just bolt out of bed, grab a gun, and bolt to your kid's room, they're already outside and probably across the lawn or street. Look around in confusion where they're at and then you notice the door's open run outside but they'd be gone already.

SynthgirlBulge

i.. I know yall dont have any obligation to act in any way in these reactions, especially bc this wasnt about like... expressing political views or whatever, just straight up about the film. I still dont know what the fuck this was. I was excited for this because good horror movies seem like prime reaction material. But how the fuck do you sit here falling directly in line with the insane parent crowd. Blaming a pretty obvious victim for everything that happened as if she doesnt have any feelings. Rooting for her death in literally every moment. I was personally scared when the parents were first shown to be so direct to say "we know you did this". As if there was one piece of evidence. "what if random people just decide im guilty like that" type shit. But then yyou guys just pile on and pile on even from the movie viewer perspective. Not the actual parents who dont know these things. You act like in every waking moment it should be this victims priority to care for the parents feelings rather than anything to do with herself. She cant say she loved those kids too, she cant stop for alcohol, she cant be scared in her own house and try to defend it, etc etc etc. AND THEN after the switch to archer, one of the first comments is "give him the benefit of the doubt hes going through some shit" and then "poor guy hes falling apart" lol, lmao even, perhaps even hilarious How was the teacher not also falling apart?? no criticism for him tailing a woman and tormenting her by writing witch on her car. not one comment about how maybe that could be inappropriate and should be left to the police. wtf man, i hope the day i get accused of some bullshit because of my autism and life as a trans woman my peers arent crazy witchhunters like yall.

Keoh8

Y’all really hate that teachers spend more time with your kids huh

Keoh8

Alicia thought she could keep up with a 7 year old child oof

Keoh8

Dunno what you mean, Justine is great