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Steven U 1x27+28

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2026-10-07 05:00 Ahhh yes one of Gregs worse moments
2025-11-07 06:44 Ahhh yes one of Gregs worse moments Edit: Also one of Pearls worse moments forgot that happened the episode after.

Ahhh yes one of Gregs worse moments Edit: Also one of Pearls worse moments forgot that happened the episode after.

İronForce 2033

Pearl: “Several Humans, Monkeys and a Dog made it to space before.” Yeaaah…? But some of them DIED there (including the Dog, sadly) because the safety or plan to even return at all got really iffy. I don’t think Pearl really considered this when planning to take Steven with her (Gems can survive in the vacuum).

Fei Ashtear

Man, Pearl really fuked up this time.

thedangmaster

Greg is the musical Himbo who grew up and had a son

Fejk Namn

Yeah, I don't think it's weird for a dad to want to live with and raise his son. In fact, I am more weirded out by the fact that the gems seem to want to keep them separate.

Barbietube

Look, Greg is definitely not the brightest and letting his kid go town that slope was very dangerous which worst case scenario could lead to a broken bone, But it's a whole different thing to let his kid go to space, explode, implode or lost in the infinite void of space until the end of the cosmos. He's not very responsible but Even he knew that was dangerous enough to put his foot down.

Yagi di Hoshi

maybe steven could heal his own broken neck-bone yeee

GreyNimbus

16:15 Steven watches Sailor Moon?!

Sam Marsh

There was no reason for the animators to make the scene with Pearl wiping off oil so... suggestive (not that I'm complaining).

Okarun

queen alicia, we are unworthy of your goodness! lMao, I love that show.

Darc Hart94

Honestly this is probably the only bad thing Greg does in the entirety of the show

Darc Hart94

It is crazy seeing pearl not like earth that much considering everything

Seraphem

Eh, it's less she doesn't like Earth, as she just misses being able to go elsewhere as well.

Seraphem

Yeah, "Lovable idiot" really does sum up Greg. He's got a good heart. Brain could use a tune up.

Craig Rangoon

Which is pretty understandable considering he was straight SHOCKED how dangerous Gem Stuff could get, and that was before his leg got broke

Vlee

It's unironically a cultural difference. Despite having been around humans for millenia, the only gem to really live with a human was Rose. The relationships humans have are confusing for gems, so the gems just slap the "He's a gem, so he should live among gems" deal on him.

Vlee

I love Steven's video gamey echoey soundtrack that he has! You really hear it when Steven join's Greg on the chorus.

N00B

Once again, Pearl is the soccer mom.

Julio Castillo

Aivi and Surasshu are Great when it comes to electronic music, it's thanks to them that the show's soundtrack is so iconic.

LittleMoist

Greg my favourite character fr fr

Bologna Amputation

Okay, but why was Pearl wiping the oil off so oddly sensual. It's not just me, right?

Faroth

Steven was thrown as hard as greg if not harder and has been thrown and hit several times and has zero injuries, meanwhile, greg was thrown ONCE and being an adult get a broken leg instantly... steven is built different, seriously...

DaniDeFig

Watching Alicia's faith in Greg *shatter* was all kinds of entertaining ^^ Oh gosh. Space Race is another of my favourites. You can tell just how MUCH Pearl loves Steven, in the moment where she hugs him before they eject. The whole rest of the episode has been building up how BADLY homesick she is! But she still chooses Steven.

Faroth

No, she was... im not complaining thou...

Faroth

Once again, pearl is bird mom

BewearKing64

Pearl and Steven are so wholesome. Honestly Pearl is my second favorite character though of course I'm excited to my number one fav!

Speed1247

Even if it's good intentions it's still manipulation. I don't hate him for it but it's important to acknowledge what it is. (Also the fact that the gems are a space fairing species who have been to many planets is interesting lore)

Stuart Boland

Magic episodes. Immediately seeing the increase in emotional depth

Endy

Patreon failed me by not giving me this notification soon enough

Vinne

Yeah he's not communicating what he actually wants from Steven I dont even think he worked out a custody agreement with the gems (to our knowledge based on these past few episodes)

Vinne

Pearl being a bad influence for once is so funny because she's genuinely fun when she's not stressed out

Blooocki :3

23:45 Soapbox driving down a hill vs being strapped to a constantly exploding fire breathing engine catapulted into the dark emptyness of space a place being so hostile it is called the final frontier

Leticia

Alicia trying to defend Greg at all costs is so funny lol, but I get it, I really like him too

Toa of Z

Steven would not have died had he been in the wagon when it hit the rock. The wagon got destroyed because it was a rickety ass pos, Steven's helmet might have gotten split down the middle when he got thrown forward into the rock, but that's what a helmet is for.

Waistband Hiker

They’re gonna kill Greg one day good god

Sam Smith

Exactly! That was a hospital trip at worst.

Esra

Pearl: "I'm so sorry Steven, I almost got you killed!" Steven: "It's okay, I'm used to it" The gems constantly do the most wild shit, and Steven only kinda understands how dangerous it is, and they don't understand it at all. They know he's weaker, and they really need to protect him, but they also let him get away with waaaay too much danger.

Grim

Pearl: I'm so sorry Steven I almost got us killed 😔 Steven: That's okay I'm used to it 🙂 Anyone else find it concerning how casual Steven has become with almost dying

Dip Ateer

He almost seriously harmed his child through poorly thought out father son projects, that's just how dad's work.

Marcello Reyes

LOL! Thats just how boys play Alicia.