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Sam Marsh

Pearl became another victim of the Blair Witch. Also, for some reason I can’t stop imagining Alicia’s dad talking like MeatCanyon.

thedangmaster

I kinda want a OVA or something about pearl trying to survive the backrooms

Fei Ashtear

This is one of my favorite episodes of the whole series

Fei Ashtear

When she mentions her dad, I picture the dad from Fresh Prince.

MattTOB

I love the little detail that even ONION is shocked that the Gems followed the grass off the cliff.

bismuthalienated

When I was a kid we sled down this massive hill with woods at the bottom. I mean it was like a 45 degree angle and a solid 400 foot ride down. The hill kind of funneled into a point at the bottom with trees on both sides and the bottom. So hitting others on the way down and up was a common occurrence. I think some kids did wear helmets, and looking back I definitely should have too. It was an amazing spot so it when it snowed there was always loads of people there. But wow was it a very dangerous place to sled. Also if anyone at the bottom did need help there was no other way of getting to them but to go down the hill and back up it. It's not like we didn't wear helmets, we always wore them biking. But for sledding it just didn't cross our minds.

Spooky_circuits

The helmet thing is so real oh my god. The amount of grown ass adults I see not wearing helmets when riding their bikes drives me crazy. Worse is when you see videos of skateboarding and the person isn’t wearing a helmet even after falling off their board!

Spooky_circuits

My school had a hill with a tall chain link fence at the bottom where the kids were supposed roll off the sled before hitting the fence. One kid supposedly managed to get underneath when he hit it and did something to his leg and kids weren’t allowed to sled there anymore after.

Rose and Elly

The slow speaking cadence might come from working in academia. When you have to give lectures, you learn to speak slower and more carefully to avoid confusion - it happens to basically everyone, regardless of background.

Miles Shepard

I am so glad that your family can laugh after that argument. That same argument with my family could've ruined the rest of the day. Now in my late 20s I'm learning that's not healthy 🙃 growth is progress

Chase heo

He's in the walls, HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!

AcenmasterX

I love that these fusions are basically: (Steven's childlike wonder and whimsy) + (Pearl's fastidious and tidy caretaker role) = Mary Poppins (Steven's childlike wonder and whimsy) + (Garnet's foresight of everything that can possibly go wrong) = walking G.I. Joe PSA

Coryn Silver

I’ll be so for real, I have no idea what Motion Smoothing is, I’ve never seen it on any TV I’ve ever owned

Grandmasta

God I WISH I had a job were I could just say no.

Baindrik Morgren

remember folks, when it comes to helmets they need to have give. If it's just an impregnable dome it'll transfer the shock into the brain instead of dispersing it.

scatman's world

The obligitory "Well we made these 2 gems we gotta use em" episode Its an ok episode funny meta jokes

froge

Notice how the Steven voodoo doll doesn't have the same glow as the things Rainbow brought to life 😬

Z Assassin14

is no one gonna mention that there is a stuffed Steven behind onion's bed at 1:12

John

NGL, i forgot her dad was black. I thought both her parents were south asian / indian.

Bloodredtyrant

So, it's not just my mom that is super into motion smoothing on her new TV? I'm not allowed to have a unique experience whatsoever, am I?

Joey245

Alicia has given me a newfound appreciation for the Onion episodes :D

TSP247

alicia's here bribing children for their safety.

Moonlightgamer

In case you need to feel validated about sledding safety, I know someone who crashed into a sign pole while sledding when they were in high school and her leg got injured. I don't know if it was impaled or cut open, but she still has the dent and scarring on her thigh, which she covered with a tattoo of a feather. Apparently she can't watch other people sledding after that, not even her own kids when they were growing up.

matheus pessoa

She didnt watched all yet, or it just not uploaded?

TheNoobThatCould

i was gonna make an omelette with this ep in the background, i dropped the whole thing of eggs... 8 eggs just sad on the floor.... what is the point :(