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True Stories: My Lovely GF & her Mother

Hey! It’s been a little while since I shared any stories regarding my lovely GF and I think I stumbled upon a good theme for this little discussion, stories involving her mother.

I’ve been dating my GF for a while now.  Thus, I’ve met all of her family and really like everyone.  My GF and her mother are quite close, so we end up seeing her almost weekly sometimes, either for dinners, game nights or family events. Unlike me, my GF has a very large extended family, and it seems that we are always being invited to things over the weekends. My GF’s mother is amazing, she has a very kind and colorful personality, but she has some quirks that make watching her interact with my GF very interesting at times. My GF admires her mother very much, but like all familial relationships they have their stuff that they routinely bicker about, like food. Which brings me back to those quirks I mentioned.

FOOD PUSHING

The first of these quirks I want to discuss is the fact that my GF’s mom is a severe food pusher. If you’ve not heard the term before a food pusher is someone who insists you have “one more bite” of their homemade apple pie when you’ve already had two slices. They might get a little snarky if you don’t finish everything they serve you. In my story “Grandma’s Cooking”, the Grandma character is a major food pusher. My GF’s mom is not that bad, but it’s a noticeable thing that my GF does not enjoy.

I’ve witnessed my GF and her mother out at restaurants where her mother will literally shovel food off her plate and onto my GF’s plate, telling her something like, “It’s good! Try some!” or “Don’t let it go to waste, eat it!” or “I don’t want anymore, take it!”

My GF doesn’t seem to like this and often chastises her mother for this behavior.  If they bicker enough, her mother usually backs off and apologizes. Since her daughter is a tough target for her to push food on, I feel like she often targets me.

When I first started dating her daughter, I didn’t want to be rude, so I’d let her dump two extra pancakes on my plate at brunch, or an extra slice of cake or pie over the holidays. Honestly when she was hosting, I’d often leave feeling quite uncomfortable with how much I’d eaten. Now when I go over to visit, I make sure not to eat much before I accept a meal from her. I’m also more comfortable refusing food from her now even though she can be very insistent even if I refuse.

I’ve never met a mother of someone I’ve dated who is like this, I suspect it might be a cultural thing because my GF’s family is southern and I’m not. Or it could be something else.

Sometimes I feel like food pushers do it out of jealousy i.e. they envy the fact that someone has the willpower to decline the treats they wish they themselves could not. Hence, they may misinterpret a polite declination as boastful, but I don’t think this my GF’s mother’s motivation.

My GF’s mother is always on a fad diet, juice cleanses, whatever, you name it, she’s probably done it. Because she’s always restricting her diet in some way, it’s my guess that the food pushing is a method of subconscious vicarious enjoyment. She can’t enjoy everything she cooks, so she wants to watch other’s enjoying it. I’m not sure if I’m right, but that’s my best guess.

Let’s move on to the next topic here.

CLOTHES SHARING

I imagine a lot of mother’s and daughters share clothes with each other and my GF and her mother are no different. My GF borrows clothes from her mother fairly often. That being said, my GF’s mother is naturally taller and less curvy than my GF, so the clothes my GF borrows often fit her a little tighter than they would her mother.

I love seeing my GF in tighter clothes, so this is always a win when I get to see it happen. The other weekend, we were at a family event and my GF spilled something on her shirt when she was eating, a common consequence of her having large breasts. So she asks to borrow something to change into from her mother, and then goes to look for something suitable. She eventually finds a top that fits, but it doesn’t match her shorts, so she borrows a matching pair of shorts from her mother too.

My GF’s new outfit is a bit tighter than her previous one and it looks flawless on her. I was losing my mind, but I find it pretty hard to communicate this to her at these family events. Her mother mentions she likes the outfit on my GF and my GF agrees but turns around and points to her butt, complaining, “But it’s a little too tight because of ‘this’” aka her FAT JUICY ASS (My GF edited in those last three words in all caps).

So, her mother says next time she’s out, she’ll buy her one in a size up.

This little interaction probably meant nothing to either of them, but to me I find it so fascinating these social acknowledgements of my GF’s curves.

Alright, I’ll move on to the last topic of discussion today. It’s short and sweet.

CHAIR BREAKING

Now, my GF’s mom is not great with communication sometimes. I wasn’t a witness to this story, but my GF gave me the details. She went to visit her mom a few weeks ago and noticed what looked like a newly restored rocking chair in her mom’s house.

Her mother was working to restore the antique rocking chair and it was not yet able to bare a person’s weight. She failed to notify my GF of these details, and from the sound of it, noticed too late to warn my GF.

So, my GF sits on this rocking chair, and it immediately breaks. It was against a wall and my GF described that it had just flattened when she tried to sit on it, and in the blink of an eye she was siting on the floor, on top of the broken chair and leaning against the wall, while her mother was laughing her ass off.

Before her mother stopped laughing and explained that the chair was essentially broken before she’d even sat on it, my GF mentioned to me she was worried her own weight had broken the chair before her mother clarified things.

Breaking furniture is definitely one of those fan-service things that pops up a lot in WG fiction so I just wanted to share a real life example, even though it doesn’t really count since the chair she broke was already broken.

Alright, that’s about all I got today. Hope you enjoy this little glimpse into the real world of my GF and her food pusher mother.

(My GF edited this post for me, and aside from changing my description of her butt, she also said that she was surprised my memory of some of these events was so good. I guess that’s the way things are when you’ve got a WG fetish, you just tend to hyper focus on certain situations and details from stories like this.)

Thanks for all the support! Feel free to share any stories you might have related to food-pushing, clothes sharing, or furniture breaking! Have a great Thursday!

-Polaris