quick! feedback for flyer (Patreon)

Hey all,

I need to make a flyer to post around coffee shops in Portland. It's a smaller city and it seems a lot more community-driven and I want to help spread by word of mouth. Any thoughts? I added captions to differentiate. I added two at the end called "conservative" for places that don't want our picture of nude bodies at their place of business (gasp!)...

Thanks!
Will