Surgery Schedule Update! (Patreon)

Surgery is scheduled for June 2nd! As long as I pass the pre-surgery exam next week (Tuesday) it's all set. If for whatever reason it needs to be pushed back again, I will likely know within a day or so of that exam and let y'all know ASAP what the deal is. Sorry to be cutting it so close.

So as of right now, I am slated to pause the Patreon in June until whenever I am able to return to sexy, sexy work. I am most likely having a second surgery about a month or so after the first (you have two sacroiliac joints after all), so I'll post an update when I know more about what the rest of the summer is going to look like.

Also, uh, April is lookin' pretty nice from my end right now. She'll be up in a couple of days, max. 🫐 Make sure your 80s era VCR is standing by with your kid's recital ready to be taped over for this exclusive interview.