🏴‍☠️Maddie The Buccaneer🏴‍☠️ (Patreon)

Hunt for the Golden Dildo

Maddie a no good Buccaneer has been on the hunt for the mythical golden dildo said to bring magical powers of fertility🤭 Last spotted leaving Eldorado on a Spanish Galleon that wrecked in a storm off the coast of a small uncharted Caribbean island🏝️ After months of tracking and searching Maddie and her crew have finally found the mysterious Island. But will she find the mythical golden dildo? And what will happen when she does if she does indeed find it?😉