The Wallflower Diaries (Patreon)

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Wallflower: “Wha- what is this!?”

Sassy Saddles: “What do you mean? It’s a sweater.”

W: “No, what I was wearing before you kidnapped me was a sweater. This- this is a sex aid!”

Fleur de Lis: “Ooo I like the sound of that. You ladies agree non?”

*Photo Finish and Sassy Saddles enthusiastically give thumbs-ups*

W: “Not happening. Look just give me my clothes back so I can get out of here.”

Photo Finish: *Gasp* “We cannot do that! Beauty such as yours should be flaunted for the world to see!”

Wallflower: “I don’t want to be a model!”

Sassy: *Leans in and whispers* “Hey Photo. You think I can have a turn when you’re done with Fleur?”

Photo: “Depends. How quickly can you get changed?”