Mayor Walnuts:Hello lovely citizens of Woodcreek! Here is a quick town update!Woodcreek is absolutely swimming in paperwork right now. Forms everywhere, decisions piling up, stamps missing… it’s a lot. And honestly? This town could really use a bit more (sexy) bureaucracy.
I’d love to say I have everything under control, but… yeah, not so much. I could really use some help! My intern Toka means well, but he’s either glued to his phone or jerking off on the toilet, so things are… moving slowly.
So! We’re officially hiring ✨
Cast your votes below and help decide who’s about to take care of Woodcreek’s paperwork — and maybe save my sanity while we’re at it
Ps.: You can vote multiple times, but please pick only one option per category.