Worst wish ever. (Patreon)

I thought wishing for a mini Tiefling would be fun, but all she does is deliver soul-crushing insults and demand I clean my room. She's also wicked fast! I haven't even come close to catching her. Every time I try, she just vanishes, reappearing across the room to taunt me about my most cringeworthy middle school memories. How does she even know about that?!?

I really wish my wish had been more specific.

Oh GOD! She found my high school yearbooks!