"I have nothing to wear!" (Patreon)

Dahlia stomps her bare foot on your desk with a barely audible thump, arms crossed, glaring up at you like she could set the whole room on fire with her eyes alone.

“AGAIN?!” she snaps, her voice a fierce little squeak. “You shrunk me again?! This is bullshit! You'd better have something for me to wear. I'm NOT going to be naked the entire time like last time.”

You casually pop a Tootsie Roll in your mouth, then dangle the empty wrapper in front of her. "How's this?" you say.

She stares at it, then looks up at you in disbelief.

“I’m not wearing a fucking Tootsie Roll wrapper, you asshole!”

“Then naked it is, I guess!”

She glares, pouts...then snatches the wrapper from you, wrapping it around herself like a crinkly, papery beach towel.

“Asshole.”