iShrink with a friend (Patreon)

“Wait… the app just makes us look smaller, right?”

“Nope. It actually makes us smaller.”

“That doesn’t make sense. How can it make us smaller?”

“It uses the 5G to like… pull the space between your atoms closer together or something.”

“What if you don’t have signal?”

“Oh shut up. Just watch.”

ZAP! GLOW! SHRINK!

“OMG I’m shrinking! We’re shrinking!”

“Don’t you just love it?”

“Why… why does it feel so good?”