New Villain Drop (Patreon)

You were shocked when your first plan as New York's newest super villain went off without a hitch! You successfully robbed Metrobank, making off with two full duffel bags full of cash! On top of that, your shrinking tech actually worked! Nestled in one of your many pouches was your other takeaway from the heist: a freshly shrunken, six-inch-tall Spider-Woman. You could feel her struggling to free herself from your thigh pouch as you fled the scene.

Returning to your apartment, you dumped your spoils on the desk before you, placing the tiny heroine in front of some of your favorite action figures. She will fit in nicely in your collection.

Others would too. Soon enough. The world will learn to fear the name of Doug!

Doug the... guy who shrinks people.

The name was going to need some work.