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On this week’s show we will be discussing some awful opinions that people are happy to die on that hill for.


As always we would love to hear some of yours too. Nothing silly obvs we quite like having a podcast.



If you’re too embarrassed to post publically email colin@heartandhand.co.uk I can keep a secret.


Thanks.

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Zander Staff

Hearing about the 90s is incredibly boring and outdated. It’s 2024, we’re done with the 90s.

Ross Stirling

Could make 2 pods out of it. 1 based solely on peoples opinions of Rangers players with the spectrum of opinions and one on everything else!

John Smith

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Bradley johnson

The opinion that 9/11 wasn’t a conspiracy

Tookey

“Aw you should have kids” Aye, a pishy wee greeting faced goblin that drains your wallet sounds like a right laugh.

Blair McGunnigle

Covid 19 was manufactured in a lab and the vaccines were a botched effort at population control. Boom 💥 (vaccine injured after 2 clot shots)

Graeme McG

The way that society accepts or turns a blind eye to communism or communistic symbols such as the hammer and sickle is bizarre, it should be looked upon the same way as nazi emblems are. The Scottish culture of “ who’s like us” is cringey as fuck. I was in China in a bar and some walloper was talking to some other westerners in a horrifically exaggerated accent, that sounded like John Nicholson from the SNP, about how great we all are. Shut it ya dick, and whilst I’m at it haggis is shite too.

John Smith

The golden ball in snooker is for the greater good

David Clapperton

I got slaughtered on the CRO pod a while ago for this but I’m sticking to my guns…….dugs are pish!!! In all honesty all domestic animals are shite but especially dugs. And folk that treat them as if they are their children are for the watching.

Scott Murphy

This one will be controversial given the audience. There’s an argument that the Old Firm is not the biggest/fiercest derby in the world. It’s the biggest derby to you and I because it’s all encompassing in our day to day life, it’s not only a city derby, it’s a historical derby (religion and politics) and its also the 2 biggest clubs in the country fighting for the silverware but the UK as a whole has a relatively tame supporter culture in comparison to most of europe and South America. I’d never swap out derby for anything because it’s all I’ve ever known and I hate they bastards but some of your derbies abroad are genuinely scary affairs, I’ve never once felt in danger at an old firm, in fact I’ve seen more trouble with Hibs or Aberdeen coming to ibrox than Celtic. And another one people will get their backs up at is the UB to the Copland is a great move

Kenny Dean

Star Trek is better than Star Wars

Ross Guild

Pep Guardiola teams all play really rubbish football. No one wants to see one team pass a ball for a whole game.

Richard McLuckie

"no one likes us, we don't care" is absolute bollux as we patently do care

Callum McSkimming

Fajitas (and Mexican food in general) is the most overrated food of all time. People go on as if it’s the greatest dinner ever but they are an absolute 7/10 at best

Colin Carstairs

Professional football player hitting a set piece from a corner or a free kick & not clearing the 1st man should be an automatic 1 weeks wages fine.

Steven L

Pepsi is better than cola but barrs pineapple is the goat

Ross Guild

Titanic is a great film.

Dylan Brand

British dishes are the worst and most boring food imaginable. Most of the dishes are still made as if the Germans are still bombing us.

David Clapperton

Aye cats are shite anaw. They’re creepy bastards. But at least cats don’t lick their own baws n then these daft bastards let them lick their face. Gadz man. 🤮🤮🤮

Mr J K Murray

infinity divisibility & der aesthetic psychology of distance are like hurried throwins to the opposition, mancity pens are a cosmic excuse in metaphysical garb, hic, this is what happens when you listen to snp politicians live, hic

Aaron Auld

*Puts helmet on... Rogue One is the best Star Wars film.

Ross Guild

Not at all. And this shouldn’t be something I should admit to but fuck it, seen it 3 times at the cinema 😂

David Innes

The English Championship (especially this season) is a better league to watch than the EPL

Andrew Moore

Just finished watching the Rangers women win 3-0, awful opinion is anyone that thinks women footballers should be paid the same as men, it’s utter dogshit.

Martin Mcinnes

Wearing none or skinny wee socks on a suit to show a bit of ankle is abhorrent behaviour and looks terrible. Sits in the same wheelhouse as lip fillers in woman, and baby gender reveals are the most pointless creation going, done for likes and shares, everybody concerned already knows, and if you're a man waiting on a balloon getting popped to know if its a boy or girl have a word with yourself, and get proper socks on, because you will no doubt sit in 1st point category.

Andrew Moore

“You need to go to 6 by Nico the foods amazing” No it’s not, it’s overpriced, minuscule portions that make you want to go to McDs in Finnieston after it.

Heart and Hand

Your kid did not graduate nursery or primary school and I am not coming to a party to celebrate it.

Russ

Agree mate. That, the first season of Mando and Andor are the only films/series I've liked since Disney bought it out.

Douglas Innes

How in life " we are all winners " ..... when it's complete bullshit , doesn't matter if it's at school or places of work talent shines through ......

Liza

Grease 2 is better than the original

Bixby Snyder

Sydney Sweeney isn’t all that. She’s this generation’s Denise Richards but nowhere near as tidy.

Seumais Simpson

There are some wild opinions on this, but David Clapperton with pets are shite and Zander with the '90s are shite take the fucking biscuit. You'll need to dedicate the entire show to these two horrible takes.

Christopher Doak

Sheilas that have painted on eyebrows and fat lips.

Louch

Coffee is just middle Class heroin. Way cunts talk about needing it and no being the same without it is mental.

David Nicol

Every rangers fan wants the club to be financially stable, successful domestically and support players that “play for the badge” yet have no patience for playing youth or buying talent from other Scottish teams!

Richy Ballantyne

Soon to be parents who want to keep the gender secret (for themselves) as “a surprise” are wrong yins. You’ve got a 50/50 shot, just get on with it & paint the room blue or pink

Fox

Mayonnaise is the devil’s jizz and has ruined the sandwich industry.

Gregg

People that think it matters which player in the team has the cute wee armband on - the rest of the world moved on from it about 40 year ago. Armbands only matter at the swimming 🏊

Gregg

If you’re sad - I’d recommend getting a dug 😂😂

stevan castrissios

Re - State, Online and Self censorship. How about, all lives matter, and carbon dioxide is plant food. Is that right wing extremism? No wonder real people ‘Farmers’ en masse, worldwide are pissed aff. If a conspiracy is defined as two or more people trying to gain a desired outcome, then we are drowning in them. 😀

Ryan McMillan

LOTR & GOT are a load a shite. Also, it should be perfectly acceptable to put ketchup on a homemade lasagne.

Mark wood

Please tell me use are going to discuss Andy wearing woman's tights to the football,

Jay

Never trust a man who wears his watch on his right wrist. Wronguns

James McSween

Every family has 1 arsehole, if you can’t think of who it is then it must be you 🤣 Also believe that every single person is on the spectrum in some way or another.

Jay

People who switch their devices to airplane mode on flights are weak minded conformist sheeple.

Gareth bennie

The Champions League trophy is a garish looking thing and looks like a big bit of tin. The UEFA Cup and the Conference League Trophy look much better.

Mark wood

There is no way use would let that slide.the lads on his bus must be having a field day with that announcement by the overlord, and yes I am throwing him under the bus 😂 am looking forward to 7am tomorrow

Rona Bluebell

I’ve deleted my ‘not owning vinyl’ comment as I know how much it means to men for some bizarre reason (my husband has boxes of the stuff) 🙄

Tamus

Beards are the facial furniture of the nonce

Rona Bluebell

I will tolerate vinyl if the person applies the logic to other parts of their life. Don’t have a pen, have a quill!

John Smith

Vast majority of Old Firm Ultras would be terrified of the Belgrade Derby. That and Boca Vs River are the 2 most terrifying to me

Heart and Hand

I do this, and Jay is right. The reason is my dad does it (no idea why) and when I was a wee boy he put my watch on my right wrist so I’m used to it. And even though I have tried moving it, I automatically look at my right wrist and cba learning to change!

Gregg

People on flights wearing jeans - for the watching

Mark Davidson

That this is the Jack, Colin and Andy show when clearly it's just the Andy show supported by Jack and Colin

Pondo Sinatra

Men who were pink shirts/ties are wrong ‘uns.

Colin MacDuff

Chips from the Chinese are better than chips from the Chippy. While I’m at it, cold sauce of any kind on chips can get in the bin.

Ross Hunter

Private reg. The tadger’s choice.

Gary Staff

When you die regardless of age, you body should become the property of the NHS until they have taken everything useful. Also religion should be banned.

Ross Guild

Chippy chips are really shite.

David Conway

Guys who wear sailor deck shoes with no socks and trousers/chinos that are at half mast….. not right When I was a kid if I stepped out like that I’d have got a absolute kicking and been called Joe 90 for the rest of my days…

David Conway

Barbers that put on their price board high fades, skin fades and any other fades you can imagine….then charge you £25 for it..,,,when it’s just a short back n sexy that used to be a tennar….

John Palmer

I've thought this for years. EPL is only interested in promoting the big rich clubs and luring the smaller clubs into the thinking they're all big clubs because they play in the EPL and then rob them blind.