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RBR - The Jack, Colin and Andy Show (Patreon)

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Content

All sorts this week!

  • Blue Sky - mixed opinions

  • Robot AI telling other robots to leave work early

  • Willy Wonka Experience gets grimmer

  • Dubai Drama

  • Grinch banned from Braehead

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Comments

John Smith

Gon yerself Jack 👏

John Smith

They say it’s a boycott of Elon Musk. What it really is is a boycott of President Donald J Trump. Cause they can’t handle the concept of free speech because their ideas are shit and don’t stand up to scrutiny. It’s a bunch of pathetic pearl clutchers looking for social justice points. I can’t stand them to be perfectly honest.

John Smith

There’s got to be a series about the House of Illuminati stuff. That would rival Baby Reindeer

Jordan McKay

Bluesky is 10x better than that other cesspit

Manson44

I would argue that you can not say ppl are running a way from the debate on X. It would seem that the algorithm is weighted towards Musks beliefs (fair enough he owns the thing) so I wonder if Emma Watson has bought twitter and set the algorithm up to push a feminist woke narrative towards Andy’s fed if he would continue to you it. Or if he would search out a new platform more inline with the old X? This is not meant as an attack more as a debate point. Also. I think he has to be careful stopping his daughter accessing YouTube for her benefit. It would be for her benefit if she was the only one gettting her mind rotted by shit on there. But if she is the only one not seeing it. There is a chance she gets to 18 and can not relate to anyone because they have all been watching shit for years and she has not. I would think that as with most things in life avoid excess.

Andy mccrorie

What’s a k hole 🕳️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 buckled

Rona Bluebell
>>156738955

Oh John, don’t be daft. These idiots are not in this to improve your access to free speech.

Seumais Simpson
>>156738955

Twitter has become a cesspit of the worst people and "facts" on both sides of the fence. Most people that scream about free speech only like it if it's their free speech.

Iain Harvey

Great show lads, productivity is the key. Ps, thanks for jinxing us against Dundee Utd Colin 🙈

Rona Bluebell

As a female listener, I’m here for the homoerotic frisson between the three of you. Isn’t that why we’re all here? 👨‍🦲🧑🏻‍🦱👨🏻‍🦰

Mark wood

Colin should be benched for the jinx that he is

Mark wood

I cant believe the holidays use get,know wonder the country's productivity is the way it is scandalous

Alan Weir

Banning your kids from some of the putrid mindrot that is out there is your duty as a parent not a wee option you might choose to take up.

Alan Weir
>>156738955

“Free speech” is obviously something you will fully support - and probably have your own definition for - if you own large chunks of the media.

Seumais Simpson

Avocado should be banned. Shocking for the environment due to deforestation, the volume of water to grow them and how much they fuck the soil. Sack the avocado salad, a ham and mustard sandwich will sort your productivity out 👌

stevan castrissios

If your kids are older they take over controlling the elf, this is where we are. So unbeknown to us, this morning we faced Chester Crabcakes (elf) who had vomited on a plate, the table and his face (flour and water) Ffs.

Bradley johnson

I love it when Jack goes in over the top of the ball on Colin

Dylon Aitken

Andy im taking your side in the “glaze” debate. Colin’s lunch sounds about as wanky as it gets even worse is that he pretends to make it himself rather than getting his mum or dad to make it.

Gary Staff
>>156744317

I’ll be honest it’s the only reason I listen. Listening to Andy and Colin flirting with each other is a good start to the weekend.

Jordan McKay
>>156742324

We didn’t get internet in our house until 2009, when I was 14 years old. My parents just didn’t feel that we needed it before that point. From the age of 8 or so, my friends began to have cultural references and cues that I did not because my only real exposure to life outside Northern Ireland was TV shows and the news. I definitely felt a step or two behind them for years. My kids are 6, 4 and 2 and the two eldest have limited internet access. All about moderation and not allowing technology to do my job for me.

Jordan McKay

Andy using the word bourgeoisie? We’ll make a Marxist out of you yet

Stewart Thomson

Surely the movie has to be The Muppet Christmas Carol

David Tod

Interesting to see Andy getting worked up over a lack of productivity.Bosses man through and through.

Zander Sommerville

If Colin actually done some work his productivity levels would go through the roof! 😋🤣

Jim Milne

Interesting chat regarding the internet. We live 2.5 hours north of Toronto in a very rural area. My daughter is 13 and is nowhere near as "streetwise" as what I was at that age, we live in a bubble and don't have a lot of the issues, crime, etc thay society and cities have. Basically the internet is used to video chat a group of friends in the after school in the evening because of how far away distance wise but get together physically on the weekend in town. Part of me wishes her and her friends were more streetwise, but in truth in settled with the fact she's growing up without social media, etc. I know it'll come at one point, but for now being raised in a rural area where kids play outside more than inside is the main reason we haven't moved back to the city. Hope I don't come across as snobbish ala Colin ...joke Colin, love your humour and the way you don't take shit for the things you enjoy in life. Have you see Wicked yet? Any good?

Rona Bluebell

And, given you’ve recycled the question I asked three weeks ago, I refuse to mention productivity!

Lewis Wardrope

So we have Colin to thank for Rangers dropping points and their productivity levels against Dundee United? I don’t like avocado, smashed or unsmashed. See the AI Robots that quit their jobs. Where did they go? One said to the other, “come up the road with me”, and they left the showroom. But where did they go?

KennyY

That theme tune would burst ye by the way. Bring the new one back

Laura

Great pod, laughed out loud at Andy several times!

Paul Kerr

There's a class line in the movie Life of Pi about holidays... the wee guy announces he's hindu, catholic and muslim and his da says only 2 more religions and he'll never have to work a day in his life. Zero productivity is surely the goal, aren't we all aiming for retirement and work is a means to an end?

Iain Campbell

Raw cheese doesn't exist 😂😂😂👏👏👏

Glyn Davies

Being the female podders crumpet is the sentence I didn't know I needed 🤣🤣🤣

Glyn Davies

Movie review.......A shot at Glory 🤣

Lynsey

The discussion about female listeners & interactions reminded me of when I first joined H&H. Andy was regularly on with Alan Bradley & as I was not aware of what the podders looked like my brain as it is wont to allocated them appearances & it decided Andy looked like Mike Read, the DJ not the guy from Eastenders! I’ve no idea why but to this day he’s Mike Read in my ridiculous brain! Imagine my surprise when I found out he looks more like the guy who used to be in Shetland! Alan got allocated the likeness of my friend’s dad! Again no idea why! Anyway late to it this week due to my amazing productivity this morning & early afternoon, good stuff again lads. Loved the ‘And I’m Andy!’ It had me creased while driving too fast to be laughing that much. Jack’s rant about Bluesky is the best thing I’ve heard in months! I’m a patreon of Wrong Term Memory. It’s a great listen. I cannot speak for the other female listeners but both this show & the ones on there are far more in keeping with my humour & interests than those seen as ‘typical woman’s’ ones.

Lynsey
>>156751045

I remember going to see that at the cinema the year it came out. I’m that old!

Simon

Just been advised I’m getting a 26% pay rise that I didn’t ask for. Clearly pays to be a productivity monster.

Simon

I’m unsubscribing from WTM if I hear that AI theme again. Petty and childish I know but I really hate it.

Angela Frater

Female Listeners... so... I'm married to a sailor and also the daughter of a sailor (different ones I would like to stress... we are Rangers, not the other lot...)... so quite frankly I've heard a whole lot worse than what I hear on this podcast. However, I did download and listen to your podcast while I was swimming as part of my recovery after breaking my back, I thought I was smashing it, but when I started listening it did increase my productivity in terms of laps being done as I would lose track of time, however in general I do not recommend listening to this podcast whilst swimming as I nearly drowned during the dominatrix podcast..... Great pod! Jack's rant about Bluesky is accurate and hilarious!

Ross

Class show lads,apart from Colin jinxing us last Saturday that nearly ruined the show and home alone 1/2 surely

Lynsey
>>156764396

It could’ve been worse, there’s been some suspect DJs on Radio 1 over the years! 😂

Seumais Simpson
>>156759554

I burst out laughing at "raw cheese". Cannot tell you how many time I am ending myself laughing on a Friday and due to the fact I'm listening with earphones, must look like a right nutter 🤣

Mark Boyd

Get some feta on the salad colin 👌🏽

Richard McLuckie

This podcast keeps up with " .. and another thing" just fucking stop. It's not as if you're smashing that productivity KPI.

Craig Watson

The social media thing is bang on. I was very lucky my Daughter turns 21 next year. No social media presence at all.

Craig Watson

Also for Christmas presents, Andy is always wanging on about seeing things from both sides...a subscription to the Morning Star.

Mervyn wslker

Avocado 😂 Productivity 😂😂😂 12th dec ? !! What a life Andy 😂😂 Mental health days

Jack Shaw
>>156831189

Just stop listening when you’ve had enough. We have nothing important to say 😂

Andy Barr

Xmas present ideas. Colin• A book that tells him TH is not F. Andy• A book that tells him Sandwich is not Sangwij. Jack• A pint for being Jack. You should all also get an award for best pod on H&H 👌

Steve23

Our school was rough as fuck, regular highlight was 2 big mongrel dogs in the playground with their arses stuck together! How the fuck does that work? Biology teacher was female and she refused to explain it! I thought they might be gay dugs, apparently not though. I still don’t know how it works to this day, is it just council dugs this affliction touches man? I’m 53, I need tea know this shit before it’s too late!

Jack Shaw
>>156890182

That’s how dogs have sex. It’s no like human ‘doggy style’. That’s foreplay to dogs. Then ass to ass is the real deal.

Steve23

Nope Andy, you haven’t got it wrong. Smash an Avocado and you should be on the register big man. No idea how you a stomach sitting with those two! You have a reputation to protect. This shite has to stop!

Steve23

I’ve been enjoying a mental health month, so far so good.

Steve23

Productivity………Colin.

Dougie

Colin’s productivity is unmatched! He’s played you all like fiddles for years. 😊 cheques in the post 😇 I’d make Jack and Andy sit through two hours of Love Actually for the Christmas movie. 😉

Angela Frater
>>156890182

OK.... so, males reading this will likely get a bit twitching when they heard this.... having bred dogs, I know how it works so here we go.... once the male dog has had its "happy ending" the "lipstick" 🤣🤣 part of their penis becomes bulbous and swells even more so he can't take it back out again, essentially "tying" the two of them together. It's an important part of the mating process and helps to ensure success. The male will twist back round moving one of his legs back over the top of the femae so whilst his penis is still attached and inside they look bum to bum,but his penis is bent back the way and stuck where it was. They can (and should) stand like this for 10-15 minutes, and you need to keep the female still and standing so as not to hurt the male dog! See.... told you it would make your eyes water.... 🙈🤣

Mark Davidson

On the sofa for the past 2 nights because I was listening to this with my 2 kids aged 5 and 8 in the car. They now know that elf on the shelf isn't real anymore and I've supposedly ruined Xmas, thanks guys 🙄

FINLAY CAMERON

Sorry Colin, it was me who labelled you with a wee wokey voice 😆 Chin up its always good to hear an alternative opinion and I include you in my Top 20 of H&H Podders 🤪

Steve23
>>156890182

Cheers Angela, so that’s how the magic happens! I have learned something new today, it sounds absolutely horrific for the poor male!

Stephen

Not sure I have a problem with Blue Sky being an echo chamber . People take social media far too seriously. It’s should be fun and people should spend their spare time talking about things they enjoy instead of constantly arguing. Not sure this great concept of debate on twitter is worth defending if both sides are constantly telling lies.

Andy Fullen

I literally wouldn’t eat anything Colin described apart from a bit of lettuce.

David Craig

Did the article actually read “fairy-up liquid”? Or was that just a jack-ism? 🤣

Glenn Malloch

The internet ban in Australia for under 16….. It’s not about protecting the children as they will still get access to pornhub This is the 1st step to digital ID for Australians