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RBR - The Jack and Colin Show - Doors and Wheels (Patreon)

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2022-04-01 06:00:05
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Content

Jack and Colin are back with an announcement then a dive into a bunch of topics including: 

  • Doors or Wheels
  • Hair or Grass
  • Will Smith
  • A Review of a Gas Cooker
  • Stupid Game Show Answers

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Comments

John Davidson

Jackie McNamara says: 'It's not even a good April Fool'.

Charlie Nicolson

Mammals have hair, so let's count all the bunnies and coos too

Simon

Better be an April fool or else my weekend is ruined. Until we beat them on Sunday.

David Taylor

Took me a few minutes before I realised the date 😂

David Taylor

FFS if we’re feeding aliens macaroni cheese we’re doomed!!

Stewart Ferguson

A hamper about Only Fans. Is this an April fool?

Lewis Wardrope

I actually worried for a second. Then looked at the calendar

Brian Moore

You mentioned cars. You’re forgetting the amount of wheels in the engine.

Andrew

Has to be doors there are doors on every car and a door on every house 😜

Jack Mair

I wouldn’t show them the matrix might give them ideas and we’d be fucked. Tv show I’d show them something like Coronation street it’s been on the go for like 40 years so sit them down in front of that and I’ve got time to either go do my own thing or grass them up to the government and we have time to come up with a plan to get rid of them.

Andrew

Show them Independence Day and say this is what happens when you fuck with earth 😂😂

Martin Mcinnes

Cancel the A̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶l̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶ cancellation.🤣🤣

David Clapperton

I agree boys the shows have been on the slide for ages now. Time to go, thanks for the memor........... Eh I mean good try boys but you'll never fool me. Great show as always. Keep up the good work. 🤐 🤐🤐 🤣🤣🤣

William Findlay

Jayden Pickett Smith a female who has been rooted more times than a plant cutting

William Findlay

Sorry boys, tried to post a comment on the prossie sketch , but I couldn’t see the keyboard for the tears running down my face , absolute comedy gold .

William Findlay

I now need to get changed , you pair should be sponsored by always ultra , honestly burstin for a Lillian gish, thanks 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👍

Douglas Innes

What about a host award sweepstake ..... 1st host to crack a Will Smith Chris Rock gag 🤣

Paul Kerr

😂 Bicycles, motorbikes and 'flywheels' would really boost the wheel numbers. In America the wagon wheel is called moon pie. Grass or hair - there's a fact that every person in the world could fit into an area smaller than the Isle of Wight shoulder to shoulder - and there are grasslands like the savannah, or great plains that are way bigger than the whole of the British Isles. Add in the baldies like me and it's grass winning that all day long. So long. Farewell. See you next week.

M

Started listening to this at hole 9. Turned it off in the huff. Ruined my round. Feel like a dick now. Now that I'm with it can you do a show on where sayings came from. I once went to the Somme Heritage Museum in Newtonards and they were telling us off how some sayings came about such as "keep the head down". Another one I love the origin of is "daylight robbery". I'm sure you could get a show out of it.

Scott Watson

I'm not sure if I need to have a word with myself that I saw "review of a Gas Cooker" and both knew what was coming and couldn't wait. It didn't disappoint either 😂 Maybe that would be the best spiel to give the aliens to not wipe us out, they surely wouldn't want to miss out on comedy like that

BlueJay

My best family fortunes answer: Max Bygraves, "Name something you take to the beach"... Contestant,... (long pause) "Turkey?"

Mark

Fuck Will Smith. You don't get to laugh at all the risqué jokes at the expense of other people in the room then get all butt hurt when it's your turn. Also, Will Smith is a fucking cuck.

Martin Davies

Re wheels, did you know that Lego make more tyres than any other company? Oh, and it surely has to be grass. It's everywhere and covers a decent % of the planet, whereas hair, well, disnae!

Martin Davies

Family Fortunes with Gino: "Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow..." Yes, she actually did say it.

Allan Fowler

What about all the HGVs on the road?. 18 wheels but only 2 doors. All the wheels that go into making a wristwatch. When someone says Will Smiths name you will not think of the films he has made or the one he won the Oscar for. Forever defined by an act of violence. Tool.

David Scott

Are you counting Hot Wheels & Micro Machines as wheels and also doors 😁

David Scott

ya couple of fannies 😄 look forward to next week , forgot what day it was 😁

M

It's a fuckin biscuit 😂

Gordon Mac

You fuckers was in a cold sweat there . In others news the Mrs was reading me out an article on purple rain coming due to beetroot farms in Europe

Paul Beckett

Started listening on Saturday morning when at the weans swimming lesson, so the date hadn’t landed with me. Only finished this morning and have to say the last 30 seconds reveal is the first thing that’s made me almost smile since Sunday. Colin you need to share the link to that thread about brass reviews 😅

Dougie

Wankers!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dougie

All through listening to this I'm thinking that's my Friday travel fucked 🤷🏼‍♂️😊🤷🏼‍♂️