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RBR - We need your Movies… (Patreon)

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After the interstellar debate this week we are doing Desert Island Movies! Tell us your movie choices be it your favourite film, guilty pleasure or a film that you hate that everyone loves. We will then go through them and agree or rip.


Also tell us the one movie you would force your enemy to watch with clockwork orange eye clamps on


We are recording on Tuesday night so get your comments in.



Thanks,

Colin

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M

Waterworld. A classic.

Declan Cairns

Spaceballs. Parody at its finest

David Gregg

Back to the future- favourite The matrix sequels (any of them) absolutely guff

Fraser McMinigal

Galaxy Quest. The best Star Trek movie that isn’t a Star Trek movie.

Greg

Dirty Grandpa

Jim Hopkins

The man who would be king...

Scott

Very 80s but Aliens, Silence of the Lambs and Henry V

Gregg

A time to kill - classic

Ryan Fairfield

Wayne’s world, Scream, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption.

Dougie

The Rock is my no 1 all time classic! Genuinely lost count how many times I’ve watched it over the years. Notting Hill my guilty pleasure 😊🤣😊 Weekend at Bernie’s! The only movie I’ve ever walked out of a cinema half way through!

Tookey

Tropic Thunder, watching it should be used as an interrogation technique.

Phileas Fogg 55

Still to find a shit Tom Hanks movie . Currently watching Elvis on Netflix. Guilty pleasure -Top gun movies, The sequel is better than the original.

Jim Milne

Favourite movie is Planes, Trains & Automobiles. Movie I'd force someone to watch is Cats with the fat pussy that is James Corden.

Big Ian

Class - Wolf of Wall Street Shite - Anything with Yon wee cunt compston Guilty Pleasure - White Men Can't Jump Sporting Movie - Eddie The Eagle

Craig Mcwhinnie

My fav set of action films are the lethal weapon films

Samuel Campbell

No such thing as a guilty pleasure. Just like what you like . My favourite film changes all the time but at the minute it's probably the crow . A recent entry for a terrible film is Madame Web. Genuinely horrendous

Scott Kirkwood

Being a big comic book gimp The Dark Knight is top of my list. My guilty pleasure is Rocky 4. About 300 montages and Rockys speech at the end that end that single handedly stopped the cold war

David Clapperton

For years my bother in law kept going on and on at me because I’d never seen Ferris Bueller. I eventually gave in and watched it. What a load of fucking shite. The guy was a wee prick. All he done was get his pal and his wee hot bird into bother. Wank!!! Everybody else seems to lap it up….I don’t get it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Iain hughes

Since Colin has never watched any good films, we should get him to watch a film every week/month and report back. And it needs to be something that literally everyone else has seen but he hasn’t, like Commando or shit like that

Alan Stewart

Django, Dusk till Dawn, Sicario., True Romance, cracking movies. Guilty pleasure, Wizard of Oz 🤣

Seumais Simpson

"The Hunt" with Mads Mikkelson and "American History X" are good watches.

Stevie Batchelor

Love Shawshank, one flew over the cuckoos nest, inglorious. Didn’t enjoy The Godfather, don’t get the hype. White chicks is the worst movie I have ever watched. Utter guff

Alloabear

Guilty pleasure is any rob zombie movie.... 31, three from hell, house of a thousand corpses etc

james whyte

A Time To Kill. Love it.

lee mccallum

Favourite film the departed. Worst film Harry Potter(not a patch on the books) guilty pleasure original Pete’s dragon from all the way back to being a kid

Brian Fisher

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - Directed by Terry Gilliam

Pondo Sinatra

Fave: Blade Runner Guilty Pleasure: Cocoon Hate that others Love: Star Wars 1-3 & 7-9 Clockwork Orange Clamps: The Raid 2

Making Strides

Avatar is an absolutely awful film that far too many people seem to love.

Andrew Meldrum

Favourite film - Life of Brian Guilty pleasure - no guilt, one for when the wife is away for the weekend is Stop Making Sense. Film I love everyone else hated - Tim Burton's Mars Attacks Film I would inflict on enemies - Pasolini, a biopic starring Willem Dafoe, I couldn't take more than ten minutes.

Luke Day

Starship troopers is a guilty pleasure. Anything by Wes Anderson is a massive nope

Gordon Campbell

JFK. Following on from the conspiracy theories you guys were talking about, I’d be interested to hear your thoughts on the ‘conspiracy’ surrounding the shooting. Oliver Stones movie is a favourite of mine and it’s because of the movie, it’s probably the only ‘conspiracy’ that holds any water.

Matthew McDonald

Favourite movie is The Last of the Mohicans, last 20 minutes in particular is cinematic gold. Honourable mention for True Romance. More than solid cast, one of the best in fact, and is home to the best scene in any movie, Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper.

George Gair

Best film, 3 days of the condor Guilty pleasures, into the spiderverse and across the spiderverse, much better than the live action versions Over rated film, avatar,

Kenny Dean

Training Day is number 1, love that film. Actually, anything with Denzel! Also love Se7en (what's in the box?!) Guilty pleasures are Gerald Butler straight to video nonsense (unstaunch, I know) and The Greatest Showman (top tunes)

Alan Shaw

Fave film: airplane! Guilty pleasure:calamity jane Worst film ever: How to make an American quilt( left a date at the pictures still watching it. Terrible date, terrible movie)

Psn Possilproddy

Spotlight because it echoes cfc child abuse scandal

Gary B

Favourite- Jaws Guilty pleasure - Flash Gordon Everyone loves the Lord Of The Rings movies but I cannot stand them. I would make my own worst enemy suffer The Hangover trilogy.

Kieran

The mighty ducks trilogy is my ultimate comfort movies. Favourite film would be goodfellas which I only watched for the first time 3 years ago Worst film - avatar. Some cow years ago made me go see it and it was the worst 3 and a half hours of my lfe!!

Allan Fowler

Fave - Evil Dead 2 Guilty Pleasure - Escape to Victory Hate/Everyone Loves - The Godfather Eye Clamps - love Actually

Richard McLuckie

Star Wars is still my favorite. Underrated - The Game Will always have time for " V fof Vendetta" Guilty Secret - I find most gangster movies all a bit meh & I include Godfather/Goodfellas/Casino amongst that.

Mark

Favourite: - one upon a time in the west. almost every scene is massively rewatchable, it has all time opening scene, and the amazing 'you brought too two many scene'. clockwork orange eye clamps: - moonrise kingdom. smug weans who try to talk like adults. could also be applied to many other wes anderson movies.

Eric Olliver

"Road" Motorcycle Road Racing Film

Mark Brown

Dead man's shoes is by far my favourite. Worst film I've endured would have to be "50 shades". Guilty Pleasure is "Dirty Dancing". I'd make a horrible c**t watch "the human centipede ". On repeat....

William Mcdonald

If it gives you a laugh the last few years I've become engrossed in Bollywood movies mainly cause the wife is Indian but even if she chucked me I'd continue to go see them at the pictures 🤣🤣

Andrew Meldrum
>>130653166

Ah - not that I love and everyone else hated, the other way around. In which case, pretty much anything starring Jason Statham.

Colin Gardner

Guilty Pleasure- The Longest Yard. Favourite Movies Maverick, The Green Mile and The Conjurings. Worst Movies Antman 2 and The Hunger games.Brutal!

Robert White

Hudson Hawk. A brilliant movie, much underrated and ahead of it's time when you look at recent years comedy action spy movies. Worst: the Fog. Half the Odeon in the town centre walked out. Worst adaptation of a good book ever.

Aatlis

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Graham Currie

If I was only ever allowed to watch two more films before I die. I would watch airplane twice!

Bixby Snyder

Robocop. Satisfies people who don’t want to think about movies and satisfies those who do.

Steven Carmichael

Fave film: Reservoir Dogs Worst: The Phantom Menace Guilty Pleasure: Stir Crazy

william hendrie

Young guns, Young guns 2, police academy and Highlander are all guilty pleasures Favorites (apart from Star Wars) Zulu, raiders of the lost Ark and Glory

David Conway

Fav Films: Shawshank, Last Samurai, Wolf of Wall Street. Guilty Pleasures: The Goonies, Never Ending Story, Youngblood, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles and Dream Machine (Corey Haim gets a Ferrari from a woman who discovers her husbands cheating) film I love others hate : Gone Girl Film I’d inflict on an enemy: west side story, daughter made me take her to cinema to see it, she told me to leave and sit in car because I kept on snoring…

IAN OGILVY

Favourite films - Forest Gump. Toy Story 3. Top Gun Discussion Point - Clint Eastwood has never made or directed a bad film. Guilty Pleasures - Four Lions (rubber dinghy rapids!) The Great Escape (why never a Great Escape 2 where Steve McQueen makes the motorcycle jump into Switzerland) Film I’d force enemies to watch- Gregory’s Girl.

LD

Too many good films and guilty pleasures to name. But the enemy one is easy "Barney's Great Adventure" 1998. If that's too cruel then the Thomas the Tank Engine movie with Alec Baldwin

James Muir

PREDATOR, ROCKY III,THE DIRTY DOZEN, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JUNGLE BOOK 1967,FAVOURITES/UNDERATED ,LITTLE BIG MAN, CONSTANTINE,THE LAST SAMURAI . GUILTY PLEASURE 70s AND 80s TRADITIONAL DUBBED KUNG FU MOVIES .

James Muir

CAN BELIEVE I FORGOT THE MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITES

Colin paterson

Favourite - raiders of the lost ark Guilty pleasure - big trouble in little China and moneyball Watch every time i come across them - all the presidents men and tinker tailor soldier spy Worst of all time - into the woods. Worst hour and a half of my life

Rob Cunninghame

Should do a podcast on highlander, one of the greatest movies of all time

Colin MacDuff

Jumanji is my hangover film. Don’t know why, but it’s class Worst of all time is that sharknado piss. Folk who say “it’s so bad it’s good” can fuck off

Gordon McCool

Favourite -Shawshank redemption. Guilty - all Harry Potters. Anything with Nicholas Cage.

Andrew Moore

Favourite The Thing Guilty Pleasure Dog Soldiers Worst The Happening absolute dog shit like most of that cunts movies. Oh yeah and bin all musicals, no need for them at all, pure pish.

Tom McDavid

Warriors, Zulu, Johnny Dangeroui

Teddy Lasso

Where Eagles Dare, Bladerunner, Goodfellas, Predator, Scicario, Aliens, The Godfather...just a few of my favourite must see movies. Big Trouble in little China is my bedtime my go to guilty pleasure.

Derek Murray

Some suggestions of Fav films = Highlander or Cobra Guilty Pleasure = The Last Dragon / Revenge of the nerds Finally make some fud watch on repeat = Glitter closely followed by Cats

Bradley johnson

End Up with 5 podcasts out of this wonderful nonsense

David Kerr

Favourite: Terminator 2. Rare that a sequel surpasses the original. Guilty Pleasure(s): Starship Troopers & Running Man Worst: Only God Forgives. Pretentious nonsense with the usually brilliant Ryan Gosling.

Stewart Thomson

Pretty much all of my favourites have been mentioned but the one movie I'd show my worst enemy is Atonement, absolute dug meat, hopefully would bore them to death

Jamie
>>130652005

He’s a big fan of Legally Blonde and Mean Girls I’d say

John Smith

My favourite ever movie is American Psycho. Worst movie I’ve ever experienced is Grown Ups 2. A lot of people seem to not like this movie but I’ve always loved it and that’s Batman and Robin.

Blair McGunnigle

Inglorious Basterds has to be one of the greatest movies of all time. Wolf of Wall Street a close 2nd, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco and Interstellar all make my top 5. The Commitments on last night and it’s pretty dam good too

Russ

The only superhero film i've ever liked is Logan tbf, it's not a desert island pick but for me it's a great watch and doesn't get acclaim. Better than the pish the MCU has churned out over recent years!

KMS

Cool hand Luke, the thing (the original with Kurt Russell, Salems lot and Blazing Saddles Worst film ever has to be Erik the viking

Craig Galt

Favourite- Back to the Future Guilty Pleasure- Big Trouble in Little China Film(s) I hate that everyone loves- Anything Marvel, Fast and furious and Star Wars 🤮 Film(s) I'd force my enemy to watch- Shite musicals on loop like mama Mia, grease, hairspray etc.

Tamus

Best Movies The man who would be king Animal House Quadrophenia True Romance 42 Pulp Fiction Worst movie A star is born Lady gaga I nearly applauded when that cunt hanged himself in the barn Guilty Pleasure Maleficent Green Street Film I'd make my enemy watch Clockwork Orange Pretentious Shite

Ian Milne

My favourite movie is The Green Mile Tried to watch that Barbie film but turned off minutes in as if was so fucking annoying.

Paul mcfarlane

Favourites are the godfather (trilogy - aye even part III) and the shawshank redemption. Another more obscure one is murder by decree - a Jack the Ripper story with a stellar cast about a Masonic conspiracy - a movie I’d obviously make every sellik fan watch!!! Who’d have thought Jack the Ripper was a Scottish referee!!!

William Acheson

Favourite - collateral Guilty pleasure - Dazed and confused

Brian Fisher

I like to get lost in a film. Usually Sci fi or something with time travel in it. I'm not into real life gritty drama. If I want that, I just walk outside or go to a family wedding.

Danny Clark

Favourite- Quadraphenia Along with Star Wars original trilogy (it’s an age thing) Guilt pleasure- Harry Potter or Hungergames series (kids loved them) Enemy eye clamps- into the woods

CP

City of God is a great film but it’s foreign. I don’t mind watching subtitles but I can see it being a no go for some people. Where do you stand on this?

@bluebeans

True Romance. A belter

Rose Mcloughlin

I love" this is as good as it gets" its like this is what you would love to do..wee doggie in bin shute..or say but cant..its hysterical.

Gary Staff

My Favourite Movie is The Fisher King, it’s a Romantic comedy of a kind. It’s got Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges at their best in my opinion. Also Amanda Plummer, most people will know her as Honey Bunny from Pulp Fiction and Mercedes Ruel. Who I think won an Oscar for her part. It’s directed by Terry Gilliam, so you can be sure the visuals are good. Honestly the movie is worth it just for the grand central station scene alone. A good old fashioned love story with a slight twist, just beautiful.

Louch

If you say that all tarrentino films are up his own arse I’ll buy you all a pint Film everyone should watch that hardly anyone has is Charlie Wilson’s war. Tom hanks as a bit of a cunt is superb

Andrew Carter

I love a good war movie and by a counrty mile the best ive ever watched was Come And See from 1985 . It centre’s around a young boy who gets involved in the soviet resistance as the Nazi death squads rampage through the Eastern front . It is a brutal but brilliant watch ( not one to cheer you up for certain )

Craig Watson

The art of killing Schindler's list Hunt for red October Just a few. The eye clamps... Lord of the rings pish. It's a fucking walking holiday

William Findlay

Favourite: Zulu Guilty pleasure: The Bishops Wife Worst: The fast and furious franchise

Mo Young

Field of Dreams Jaws Tombstone 👌

Ben Laing

Got to be 'The Prestige' by Christopher Nolan or Blade Runner 2077

Fiona McMeekin

Fave films: Layer Cake, The Hangover, To Live & Die In LA, Platoon, Senna, The Lost Boys, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly and Donnie Darko. Guilty pleasure is probably the American Pie films. The Revenant has to be one of the worst films I've seen (in spite of Tom Hardy).

Chris Wight

Favourite films: - Saving Private Ryan - The Prestige - The Da Vinci Code - American Sniper Guilty Pleasures: - Crazy, Stupid, Love - Cast Away - A Star is Born. Movies I hate that other people love: - The Revenant (DiCaprio’s worst film yet he wins an Oscar, figure that one out) - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (in fact just add all Martin Scorsese films, none of them make sense) Force my enemy to watch: - Duel - Fifty Shades of Grey It’s a toss up between these two, arguably the two worst movies I’ve seen. Duel is so unbelievably bad that I recommend it to people watch it just so they can understand how angry it makes me. For those who haven’t seen it, it’s an hour and a half of a man being chased by a truck in his car and then it blows up at the end and he drives off into the sunset. I am still stunned that it was directed by Steven Spielberg.

David Wylie

These are all favourites The Hustler Once Upon A Time In America The Untouchables The Usual Suspects Seven Leon Memento The Game The Big Lebowski The Guard Into The Wild Seven Psychopaths Whiplash Gone Girl

Bill Jones

Movies to me are something that entertain and wash over me without having to delve into the meanings etc. So my choices may seem very lame to most folks. Casablanca, Life of Brian, Uncle Buck, Some Like it Hot and The Searchers. The worst movie Id force my enemy to watch would be the steaming pile of shite known as Battlefield Earth, John Travolta 'stars' in it. Do yourself a favour and avoid at all costs.

Seumais Simpson
>>130708363

I tried reading the book when I was about 12. Forced myself to about 200 pages and thought, "fuck this, all they have done is walk"

Louch
>>130708270

I’ve a six hour video of paint drying with an explosion at the end you can watch if that’s your kinda thing

John Smith
>>130670008

Same here my man 👍 I’ve yet to see any character as cool as Patrick Bateman

Andy

The Departed Thoughts on The Menu with Ralph Fiennes?

Iain Shaw

Thought No Time to Die, the last Bond movie, was absolute pish, mainly the ending. Not the worst, but if you like Bond it's brutal

Samuel Hammond

Blues Brothers, Blade Runner and a Bridge Too Far. Each very different vibes but I could watch them repeatedly without getting bored!

Chris Wight
>>130717425

Forgot about ‘The Imitation Game’. One of the best films of all time 👌🏼

Jamie
>>130654164

Oh forgot about that! Biro pen down the throat to get his crack haha

Ross Guild

Favourite - Inception Guilty pleasure - Transformers the movie (1986) Hate - Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

Glenn Malloch
>>130698155

Favourites The Godfather trilogy The Quiet Man, best fist fight ever in a movie Dunkirk War movies Guilty Love actually American pie, Shannon Elizabeth best tits I’ve ever seen Blazing saddles , never again will they make a movie like this Hate all Jim Carrey movies

Paul mcfarlane
>>130698155

Oh - forgot the spaghetti western trilogy by Sergio leone - music bu ennio Morricone stunning in all 3. And nearly all of Martin Scorsese’s movies!!!

Gavin Currie

Was desperate to see the Irishman when it came out, huge Scorsese fan. Watched it, fucking hated it, tried again recently, turned it off after an hour. Utter shite and far far too long. Giving his new one a serve for the exact same reason.

Derek Hamilton

I love shawshank redemption and also have a soft spot for the running man

That UFO Podcast

I stand by Dumb & Dumber being one of the great movies of all time, not only comic genius, but its story throughout is superb & it has a truly fucking hilarious ending with the models on the bus!

Robert White
>>130720995

Great books though Bill. Weird to think author is now the god of Scientology which is why Travolta did it.

Glyn Davies

Bit late with my entry chaps but here goes......too many to pick so here goes for classics; Jaws, the Godfather, Big Lebowski, No country for old men & Terminator 2......guilty pleasure Roadhouse......torture/hate; the platform (WT actual Fuck was that all about)