Quick question(s) (Patreon)

1. In curating our upcoming content, we've stumbled upon a few hiccups. Firstly, why do I tend to speak like a community college professor? Secondly, how often would you guys like to see content on this particular platform? We do not want to annoy you with e-mails. In summation, and conclusion, and thirdly, and finally, what do YOU want to see on here as part of being a patron? 

2. Still Elliott here. I'm considering doing weekly blog posts on here as a way of commenting on the happenings of the world. I know many of you won't care, but it'd be fun for me to do, and it'd give me a chance to flex the ol' writing muscles on a weekly basis, which makes me excited. So look forward to that, or don't and say, "eh..."

-Elliott (this was Elliott)