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Butcher Volume 1 is heading to the narrator. It's slated to come out in July. But...I need a tagline! A clever quip. Something niftier than "Welcome to Sedgewick." Much as I felt that was appropriate, it's not going to work for Amazon. I immediately thought of "Have Cleaver, will Travel." but he doesn't really travel until book 3. And I doubt many people still remember the old western series with Paladin.So, anyone have a clever idea?

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RedInkQuill

Never was being a peasant so pleasant

Doriean

It’s sausage time

Andrew Denton

The Butchers of Baron Billy have come to collect their due.

RedInkQuill

Starting from the bottom working to the top

RedInkQuill

Don’t sleep on Sedgewick

RedInkQuill

Every village needs its peasants

RedInkQuill

Courier, bar maid, Shepard, butcher

RedInkQuill

There are a few. Good luck

Simanith

A Butcher's Guide to Sedgewick Step 1: Arm Yourself...

the fool

Remember by the man-made gods /best I can do on short notice/yes that's an option to...

RedInkQuill

Everything tastes like chicken

RedInkQuill

A muffin a day will keep the need for rest away

RedInkQuill

Contract gamer jobs have gotten lamer

Jeremy Young

I love the book "Have space suit, will travel." So how about another one of Heinlein's books. Instead of "The Door in the Summer" how about The Door in the Sedgwick.

Stylemys

Chop chop! It’s time for work.

RedInkQuill

The pay is shit but the perks are good

Thomas

When your boss doesn’t care, as long as the job gets done.

alchemist1248

Being an NPC is harder than it looks

Hoogleman

"Logged in and logged on" due to the heavy use of a caber early on.

Avdrdr

Sedgewick Service Industry : Conract Workers Wanted

Findell

You can sleep when you are dead.

Josiah Elliott

"No one like knowing how the sausage gets made" though maybe more appropriate for book 2 when they really start sneaking around maybe go with "cutting meat, slashing costs"

Ronan Castro

“Welcome to *leanest* state Capitalism”

Angus Losier

Giving a whole new meaning to "the daily grind".

Arnon Parenti

Your corporate needs you, don't slack when you stack.

Sam Baker

If you live in the game, the game is your life

Drew Murphy

But more seriously: "Corporate problems require medieval solutions" "Small town problems require corporate solutions" "Behind every great middle manager is a great chef" "Local experts in gaming the system excited about new, 'ungameable' system" "Expert NPC, will travel"

Brayden

A Butchers life for me

Douglas

Now hiring for long term asignments

Kensai

We’re calling about your smokehouse’s extended warranty… Muffins! Cleavers! Beer! What happens in the corral, stays in the corral

Stonecold

Cleaving my way to the top.

Salthin

"Fantasy world problems require corporate solutions" is another option.

Salthin

Dude, the entire series is sausage. Into the pit with you.

Mr

Beef it’s what for dinner

MPod

Never has the grind been more literal

Exrotes

Corporate Wars: Brought to you by Blud Dark.

Sparifankerl

Cleavage galore! (Not claiming that it’s a good one.)

Blue Talon

Why pay the butcher when you can carve the meat yourself.

Wolfram Kaiser

Anything is sausage in the eye of a butcher.

Crows_Of

“Down to the meat of thing”

RedInkQuill

Butchered by the contracts

R4wlo

When life gives you monsters, make sausages.

Nigel Crutchley

Monster Meat, The Butcher's Choice or Monster Cleavage, Butchered Right (sorry!)

Wheels42

The Butchers Bill is Due Don't ask what's in the sausages

The-Nowhere-Man

The ones that I thought of were: "A good bug is just a feature waiting to happen" "Work Smarter, Play Harder" "When Playing hard is hardly working" "Virtually Anything can end up on the chopping block..." "Sometimes you need to game the system to get the job done..." "Wholesale Slaughter, for fun & profit - ACME Edition" "Mystery, Meat & Mystery Meat"

David Gise

The Sausage King of Sedgwick

David Gise

How about Have Sausage Will Travel instead of cleaver?

David Gise

Time to Make the Sausage

PlasmaticPi

Monsters, Demons, Angels? I just see meat.

PlasmaticPi

Don't Mind The Screams From the Butcher's Pit

PlasmaticPi

Monsters make Great Sausage

Veracis

It's so difficult to quantify a story that incorporates the isekai/vrmmo/village SoL/LitRPG/Corporate tropes so many eastern and western fantasy novels try to identify as and yet still emerges greater than the sum of it's parts. The underlying draw for readers in the first volume reside within the struggle of a few against conglomerates and a rather pliable reality, so maybe Village vs Kingdom and Corporate

Robert Sutherland

Corporate Butcher, monster butcher. Get the chop, make a chop, it's all the same to the cleaver.

Jolly Oli

Contracts and loopholes

Jolly Oli

Over qualified contract workers

Jolly Oli

How to get a job in another world

Daniel Zellmer

We aren’t in Pittsburgh anymore, Toto

TwistedVanity

Never underestimate the butcher... it's in the name

TwistedVanity

Armies, players, elites, knights, are all well and good, but when it comes to butchering the enemy, you need a real butcher

NA1

"Like a good neighbor, ACME Corporation is EVERYWHERE. Sign up now to be an ACME virtual reality production manager! [slave crossed out]."

JC Silver

"If you want to make magical sausage, get ready for the grind." - I think the first half could be tightened up but you get the idea

Daniel Zellmer

Very hungry caterpillar and its minions

Piotr

You have my sausage

Jonah of the Whale

isn't it terrible when an author gets... Butcher's Block! Ohohohaha

Jesse

If you’re talking about a Subtitle, then maybe something like “First Cuts” or “Fresh off the Block.” if you want to include a little foreshadowing, you could go with “Everything’s Sausage!”

NameGame

One flew over the butcher's block.

Alexis Lionel

He's whacking, and hacking, and chopping! He whacks, hacks, chopping that meat!

The-Nowhere-Man

Butcher Pete... Now would that character be found in A: The Pit or B: The Endless Dance due to its song origins? Can bosses roam or moonlight in different dungeons?

Juju

You had me at sausage

The Death of Grapes

I have to be honest, I stopped reading the series after maybe 50 chapters. I picked up on the sausage thing just a bit ago. So yeah, into the pit with me. I agree.

Kerstin Ishorst

Back to the classic: Everything is (can be) sausage here... literally.

SkyGold

Definitely one of my favourites, love the implication that it's different kinds of butchery

Tom Pulk

Bloody butcher bootstraping

MarginalMage

Anything can be a sausage when your only tool is a cleaver Sedgewick: Where there's no loophole too small (and no task too big) Contract exploitation done right

E G Jameson

NPC's Can't Use 'Weapons'

DeWolfe

How the sausage is made.

Douglas

A simple "Now hiring" could work

Daniel K

“Welcome to Sedgewick, where the sausage is made”?