little story (Patreon)

I went to see my companion where she works at, and her boss comes up chatting nicely asking if we were room-mates. When my companion tells him “didn’t you know? That’s my girlfriend”, he’s like

OMG IS EVERYBODY HERE GAY?? I’M GAY, SHE’S GAY, THAT OTHER EMPLOYER’S TOTALLY GAY, YOU'RE GAY, LIKE, WOAH.

And that was beautiful.