The Good Suck (Patreon)

"You're safe now, my friend. You must always be wary of the dark forces of Krampus." "Thanks, I'll be safe next time." "Now that that's settled, I will attend to the matter of your psychological wellbeing." "Um, I'm good, thanks. This happens a lot, so-" "Take off your pants." "B-but I'm not g-"And then he got the good suck. Just this once tho.