Man-Thing (Patreon)

The Secretary Bird's gentle husband. Trying to think of a nerdy job in which you would meet, and subsequently be 'adopted,' by a big bird woman who's not only twice your age, but twice your size.

Librarian? IT Support? Museum Curator? Teacher? Hmmm.By adoption, I mean, "Oh look, a tiny, cute man-thing. We're dating now, and you have say in the matter."