Simmons (Patreon)

You know what this guy should be? One of those fitness influencers. Filiming himself in the gym like an asshole. So many assshots. So many 'stretches' that are suspiciously sexual. And it's all an obvious ploy to direct people to his Onlyfans. Bro OWNS the gym. That's why he never gets kicked out. It's perfect. And he also uses it after hours to film his videos.

Not only does he do Workout Videos parodies for his Onlyfans, he definitely sounds just like Richard Simmons.