All Business (Patreon)

When I set out to make myself a business card I thought, "How suggestive can I make this historically professional advertising tool without being overly obscene" and this is what I ended up with. Did I just pierce Al's nip-nops for promotion purposes? I sure did. And I put spot gloss finish on all the blue rope/piercings/text because if you're gonna dip a toe into being Extra AF, you might as well go swimming amirite ~~~(⁰▿⁰ )~~~

I uh... hope overnight prints doesn't reject my order for being too salacious, I have no idea what content limitations are for this sort of thing? Wish me luck, haha.