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He'll get to him eventually

I was listening to comedian Tom Cardy's latest song "Hey, I don't work here" which is his usual brand of ridiculous catchy bop and it made me think of Al as a life guard and this is what came outta that haha, don't worry Adam's fiiiiine, he's fine

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Magic Bat

Al: If I go out there, I could get hurt. The life I'm guarding is my own. Unless the person drowning is, like, really hot.

Magic Bat

Al, holding Adam's head underwater to let Ethan hold on to the floating form: Don't worry, sir, I'll give you mouth to mouth as soon as we get to shore. What? You don't need mouth to mouth? How about tongue to tongue?

王

Love Tom Cardy. Also, he is getting fucking s t a c k e d.