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Slight Spoiler - Patron Poll: New Weapon (Patreon)

Published:
2026-11-03 15:35:03
Imported:
2026-11
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Poll

Slight Spoiler - Patron Poll: New Weapon

  • Greataxe 61
  • Greatsword 29
  • Greathammer (Maul) 144
  • 2026-11-03
  • 234 votes
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Content

Howdy folks!

More comics coming soon!

Trying to be as non-spoilery as I can but essentially, Grogna will be getting a new weapon in the foreseeable future and I'd love for you fine folks to vote on what that would be out of the options below!

You can vote for several!

Cya soon!

Comments

Sonic Druid

I think I’d enjoy watching Grogna make folks squishy

Colin Hale

Maul does a minimum of 2d6 damage, so you can never roll a 1.

Faiz Khan

Grogna with the Greatest Greataxe would be awesome 😎

D. Ram

Maud the Maul, a little Dolly Parton-esque cursed weapon.

Alexandre Mantha

I feel like the maul is a sure bet for the action visual, but the axe has more blunt/slashing possibilities... Hard choices

Shane Openo

Grogna WOULD look even more badass with a hammer.

Sonic Druid

Make her like Havel the Rock and just wield a massive dragons tooth that she can Unga-bunga people into paste with.

JohnnyOrc

Stop! It's hammer-time! Please give Trevor the parachute pants.

JohnnyOrc

All axes are great axes!

DonnieRamesJio

Whatever she gets, its gonna be great

William Edward

She's already had a sword and an axe. Hammer time.

Chris

I can definitely see her hitting something with a hammer hard enough to have to scrape the remaining goo off her armor.

Saturnaous

MAUL MAUL MAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mauls are FOREVER my true love for tools and weapons, I'd LOVE to see Grogna with one!!!!!!

Lars

Swords and axes make good swish. But hammer of squishing is so much better. Callback to the old munchkin card Hammer of knee-capping!

Max Aronson

I prefer the Greatdagger

Max Aronson

Or “sword” as some call it