Once Upon A Dreamsicle: The Lost Tapes | Just Trish BONUS Video (Patreon)

Time is but a construct... merely a stubborn illusion. When you think about it, it makes sense that time is arbitrary — it’s our way of making sense of growing up and growing old while the world changes around us. So while we may have technically trekked to Wendy's on a warm spring day last April, who's to say our past selves in this footage are even that different from us in the present?

I hope this description makes you ponder life's greater mysteries as you are comforted by the now-infamous lost tapes of the Wendy's Dreamsicle saga. As Lana Del Rey once sang: 🎶If I know you, I know what you'll do / You'll love me at once / The way you did once upon a dreamsicle🎶

Once again, sincerest apologies for the delay in getting this up for your viewing pleasure. Thank you to Trisha for "editing" this video, as I have been incapacitated these past few days. But even at my weakest, I will always answer the call to clock a straight man's tea. Clinton Kane, you will be dealt with.