Getting Paparazzi'd While Trying Sabrina Carpenter's Overpriced Erewhon Smoothie | Just Trish BONUS Video (Patreon)

A $23 smoothie? In this economy? Sabrina Ann Lnn Carpenter, we need to talk. Let's be real, there's nothing we wouldn't do for our Short n' Sweet, pint-sized diva.

So we trekked to the land of fame excess...woah, are we gonna fit in? Hopped into Erewhon, there I was for the first time. Look to my right, and I see the Calabasas sign. This is all so crazy! Everybody seems so famous! My tummy's turnin', and I'm feelin' kinda homesick. Too many skinnies, and I'm nervous. That's when the cashier dropped my favorite tune, and "I Love You Jesus" was on. 💙

Yes, I finally got to experience the infamous Erewhon for the first time. I've only been privileged enough to admire the esteemed grocery store from the parking lot, as I sat in Joey Graceffa's holographic Tesla as he got a Hailey Bieber smoothie. But alas, my time is finally here. It was everything I thought it would be: Crowded, over-priced, and full of beautiful people. We even got paparazzi'd! Getty Images is QUAKING.

Writing this description as an unmedicated diva is truly a glimpse into the chaotic mind of an neurodivergent warrior. This one goes out to all the girlies who are off their meds!!!! 💋