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Life on Mars | SuperMega Jr - 054 (Patreon)

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2025-03-15 01:01:01
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It has to be G2.

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RatManEcho

my tumor is throbbing

Rauldog

always nice to be reminded that the boys pronounce gif correctly

The Wise-Cracker

How unamerican for these little crackers not to know Martha Washington

L33PL4Y

Philadelphia's one-man comedy punk band Atom & His Package had a great song about this whole imperial measurement thing. It's called "(Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System" and it's brilliant. Here are the lyrics! --- 12 inches per foot, 2 pints to a quart Why don't we make it easy? The English system of measurement MUST be laid to history We can use units of 10 and convert with ease Like all the other countries I am in command, yes, I am taking a stand From this disease we must be free! Good God! You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity While I'm intoxicated with smarts and metrics Come drink a dekaliter with me We want metrics! We want it now! We know we can win! I weigh 170 lbs, that's 90 kilograms See, metrics can even make you thin! Yard sticks are pathetic All cool things are in metrics For example, here's just one I got my "nine" Well, that's nine millimeters Sounds cooler than my .3-something inches gun The powerful if non-existent "they" Will call me communist, they'll call me scum But it's worth it, Canadians will think we're smart Well, at least they'll think we are not as dumb! You're drunk with your tradition that has no validity While I'm intoxicated with smarts and metrics Come drink a dekaliter with me We want metrics! We want it now! We know we can win! I weigh 170 lbs, that's 90 kilograms See, metrics can even make you thin! The revolution's here We must overcome at last As we symbolically stick their fucking "foot" Up their fucking ass! Guitar! [guitar solo] You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity While I'm intoxicated with smarts and metrics Come drink a dekaliter with me We want metrics! We want it now! We know we can win! I weigh 170 lbs, that's 90 kilograms See, metrics can even make me thin!