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moo

great walt jr impression matthew

moo

living in semi-rural utah and gas is ~$3.60 here

sharon

my favorite part was where the two 30 year old men showed each other tik toks for 3 minutes

wawahead29

link to the peter griffin pic in the background?

Busted Prototype

You should make a segment on Patreon where the Bothers and the audience watch social media together and critique it

gnarbux

Everytime they talk about breaking bad im praying they mention the dubstep scene with the cars. Im waiting for it

Ghoulish Goblin

I’m in suburban Tennessee and it’s like $2.70ish

Legenb3rry

INT. WHITE FAMILY KITCHEN – MORNING The kitchen is painfully normal — tidy, sunlit, almost sterile. A quiet hum of a fridge. The soft clink of silverware. MARK, intense, stoic, stands at the stove flipping eggs with unsettling precision. At the table sits RYAN, decked out in a band hoodie, awkwardly eating cereal like it personally wronged him. MATT walks in, holding a mug of coffee like it’s the only thing tethering him to sanity. MATT (deadpan): You made eggs again? MARK (focused, without looking back): Eggs are the foundation. A proper breakfast. A symbol of structure. RYAN (mouth full, sarcastic): Cool, I love symbolism with my Raisin Bran. MATT: You know, most dads just say good morning and let their families eat in peace. You monologue like you’re preparing for war. MARK (turning slowly): Because every morning is war, Matt. RYAN (mutters): Here we go. MARK walks over and sets down a plate of perfectly plated eggs and toast in front of Ryan. He stares at it like it’s a loaded gun. RYAN: Why does the toast have a single basil leaf on it? MARK: Presentation matters. MATT (sighing): You’ve been acting weird since you bought that barrel of hydrogen peroxide on eBay. MARK (stone-faced): It was for a project. RYAN: What kind of project needs a hazmat suit and GPS jammers? MARK: One that puts breakfast into perspective. MATT (sipping coffee, unimpressed): Mark, if this is about your YouTube channel analytics again, I swear to God— MARK (snapping): It's not about the analytics, Matt! It's about control. About building something that lasts. Something pure. RYAN (genuinely confused): Is he talking about eggs or meth? MATT (flat): At this point, does it matter? They all sit in silence, the tension thick. RYAN (quietly): Can I just... go to school? MARK (softer now): Eat your eggs first.

parcelpyxides

Matt’s beanie is squeezing his brain

Atkinson

I've been thinking about rewatching Breaking Bad lately because they're running Walter White anti-littering ads right now in New Mexico.

nowhereman

I like that Matt calls the "Jesse at Dinner" scene a spoiler, and then they proceeded to talk about it more.

Chris

Please do a Breaking Bad rewatch podcast!

The Milkman

hoenstly Id watch the shit out of an uncle sleepover series on breaking bad or somn

devi

i put this on in the background at work on a miniplayer on my screen with my back turned to everyone and look over and there’s a close up of peter griffins ass and balls

M. S. Quaint

naw i already rewatched it last year so there's no point in that

Ollie!

Gas in Columbia SC is staying between 2.69-2.89

L33PL4Y

Your user name is funny