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A great one to listen to with your parents.

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Tyler Eckhardt

A good old fashioned? In this economy? How privileged are you?

Big Chill

Brian and Patt you are lovely ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sara Shepherd

Yay! Something to look forward to tomorrow for!

Nathan

Boy, I sure could use a blumpkin right about now. Am I right guys? ...guys?

Borsalino

You brothers confuse me...

Birdie Meerow

spilled a bowl of hot soup on myself at "self-flatulate" thanks guys

Tommi

I have gauges 🥲

Gunnar

I have gauges and I like them, I've had em for like 5 or 6 years though. If you only go up to size 1 I think they'll heal back up, mine are just big enough I can keep a pencil in them lol

Moth

L take on the Batman from Ryan today 😔

Red (Blue Collar)

Gaugehead here. Ears shrink back down much faster than you’d expect. I was in the hospital for 2 weeks and 9 months of stretching progress down the drain, back to regular sized holes. Basically most sizes under 1/2 inch for most people shrink back down with no issues after you take the gauges out

Tristan Burchett

I was thinking that too, unfortunately he's just wrong

NateDogg

Now THIS….wait for it….dary

Moth

Batman saving people from the flood was literally the conclusion to his arc bro. Oh well it is what it is

Tristan Burchett

Exactly, learning not to be vengeance, but to be hope

Gavin

Blumpkin talk on the main podcast ?

Birdie Meerow

there once was a man from nantucket who learned while he shit, he could suck it he took off his pants and did a wee dance but once done, he could not untuck it

Poompter

I got gauges in highschool but refused to go past whatever 12mm is i can’t remember, so big enough to notice but small enough to still mostly close and look normal 👍

mageoftime

is the song ‘lay me down (feat ROME)’ by dirty heads and the aforementioned rome? could be good on the cover album boys 🤔

skarre

say dog see dog 😡

Folds2008

Nah you guys are right, Nope is overrated as hell

Marimochi

The one where I’m sick and stuck in traffic for an hour trying to get to the doctors office and the boys talk about Humpty Dumpty the entire time💗💗💗💗✨

Dave

Ryan’s joyous giggle at calling Tucker a predator really warms my heart.

lifein360p

A pet named Autofellatio Blumpkin

Sean Goodwin

Damn our boys exposing themselves as Humpty Dumpty noobs...someone point them to the reddit for some more knowledge.

Janelle

i’ve had gauges since high school, about ten years now! i still love them but they’re only a size 00 which isnt too big. definitely irreversible tho

Janelle

my favorite thing about my gauges is that i can still wear dangly earrings with them as well, as long at theyre hoops or a fishhook

Sarah

Did you guys light up before this episode?

r0bbito

I was at size 1/2 inch and took mine out bc the tunnels I put in started really irritating the skin, they've *almost* gone back to a normal earring size so Im sure if you just left it alone for long enough you'd be basically back to default. Im gonna stretch em back out again tho lol I've done this before a couple time xD its much easier and faster re-stretching than your first time I'll say that for sure!

andythemandy

I mean...the text of Humpty Dumpty doesn't even say he is an egg, he is just drawn like that. What if he was the drunken prince and that's why the king sent all his men ? In that case, he probably was a rotten egg and was indeed a villain type character

Burf Johnson

It’s Lay Me Down by the Dirty Heads ft. Rome.

YaBoiAeroxx

An amazing John C. Riley movie (main character) is Walk Hard: The Story of Dewey Cox. I used to watch it with my best friend Kyle religiously, rest in power bro love ya!

YaBoiAeroxx

Ryan is thinking of Lay Me Down by Dirty Heads - Super good song