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NEW SKETCH ft. MeatCanyon - Fortune Cookies (FULL) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-13 03:07:48
Edited:
2023-03-17 11:38:15
Imported:
2026-06
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krwyn

ooo we’re being blessed today

Buu Boi

Now this is epic

lexi!

hell to the yeah

Des

shit

Coldii

I love it when it’s hot and early

Ron

Benjamin Miller fell off his grind 😔

haru_malu

Matt looks like Ryan and Hunter's rambunctious teenage son.

benjamin Miller

Sorry I’ve been fallin off guys, these notifications sometimes come while I’m tied up at work. I promise to do better.

krwyn

this is so fucking amazing omg

gay frogs

another masterpiece

grace

ryan shaved for this

calamityee

y'all are fuckin insane i love it

Jdog

great sketch guys i’m going to show this one to my young cousins!

Quinn

there is no fucking way this will be allowed on YouTube for over 20 seconds

Meadsy

i’m hungry and disturbed now

MJ

holy shit!

Chase Ballard

Our barbecue sauce can go on damn near anythin’

StarMadelyn

Good fucking god this was an experience

Ron

It’s okay Ben. Thine bag comes first

Richhsauce

Jesus fucking Christ shit genuinely had me uneasy fuck

Zachary Twomey

This felt like an episode of Breaking Bad

haru_malu

Damn guys that was unreal. Loved it!

KC Land

Yooo howd you know it was my lunch break?? Thank you ryan and matt 🖤🖤

Kat

M night shyamalan type plot twist

Ava cintron

this is so fucking horrible holy shit i feel like such a bad person for laughing

StarMadelyn

The way Hunter stares at the camera gave me a violation

sophie

I know damn well those floating pieces in the toilet wasn’t from the cookie

Nickybob

This was legitimately really creepy, good job as always children 😇

Olivia Wild

My heart skipped a beat so many times!! Awesome skit guys!

Guen Kennedy

Ryan with a goatee is so cursed

Brian Alan

He's just goofin off

Guen Kennedy

Matt’s nervous laugh made me so viscerally uncomfortable

arbys

bro this was unreal

Zach James

Pretty sure I woke up my neighbors bark-laughing to this one. Well done, boys

Joe Graham

Holy shit this was insane fellas

Isabel Melhem

this was so fuckin great well done boys

SuperMega

It’s not even out yet and it’s already demonetized haha

destini

yoo the expressions are unreal. the anxiety I got from this

ivy

i have never had anything sober me up like this video did

Jacob Alger

This is Oscar worthy oh my god.

Konnar

Holy shit that was good, I really wanted more.

beegu

matt whered u get those pants

Nicolina

This is nutty bro, I can’t believe that was 4 minutes and not a feature length film

beegu

this is so fucking good. a new favorite for sure

ajanim

matt’s acting in this one is genuinely really great

Saucetin

Did tucker color this! Its so beautiful props to whoever did holy shit! Also Im begging yall to do more formal acting

Chyna

I absolutely love to see how far you both have came! This was beautifully filmed in a hauntingly way...those close up shots were something else. The acting and minor facial expression changes! Ahh! This might be my favorite skit yet

Felix Duley

This is incredibly good you boys are fucking insane

LISMMDIL

I can’t fathom it being an ad for a bbq place.i fuckin love it 🤣

Charles Freed

this is fucking insane i love it

Daniel Butts

OH MY GOD HAHAHA. i giggled so hard at this omg. this was tense

UmbraeNaught

Glad to see papa meat found somewhere to fit in their videos.

Joseph B

I sure could go for some BBQ now

Rimma

uh…..alright

Michaela

boys I'm gonna be real I'm scared for this one to go public

sammOS

I hughied a pancake watching Matt fumble in the fortune toilet

Nathan garza

Matt’s nervous “I’m just goofin”

Matt

amazing, i felt genuinely anxious

Cameron Blake

It’s gonna upset some people. But geez it was shot and acted so well by everyone!

Des

just goofin' 🤣

Dave

Wow this was so good! In the context of him being a pedophile, the pony tail really helped sell it. Not saying having a pony tail makes you a pedophile, it's just something to think about.

Kiki No

Anything meat canyon puts his greasy fingers on turns out like this. Good work boys

Andrew W.

Finn grew up fast.

Allan Realiza II

That Toilet Water was so Aesthetically Unpleasing

Rori Moon

That turd snatch 🤣

Ultra Snazzy (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-13 11:00 What was yelled at the end? I couldn't make it out
2021-11-13 23:45

The Jareth

I know this might not be a popular take, but come on guys I think we don't need to use sexual assault as a punchline for jokes any more. Don't get me wrong this would have been hilarious in 2011. This kind of humor just hits different in 2021. In fact I think it's a funny premise. I just don't like that it was built around evoking the idea of a child getting molested by his family

Troy

I didn't find the sexual assault joke funny until it turned out to be a really out of touch ad for a southern bbq sauce company. I don't think the joke would land great without the part stating that it's an in-universe ad.

Grant McKinney

I respect your opinion, but I thought this sketch was hilarious

Alexandra Good

I agree, thank you for saying this. The video brought up some very difficult memories, hiding in the bathroom from violent and abusive family members is a very real situation for many people, including myself. Watching it was intense and tbh I don't think the punchline made up for it. I'm surprised and kind of disappointed that they made child abuse the topic of their video. I hope they consider at least putting a warning in the description.

John Zalzar

This is a vary Meat canyon sketch. He has a was to make really uncomfortable scenarios plus Matt and Ryan have gotten really good at acting. Last part had me dyin, good punch line plus the release of a genuinely scary scene

Emma

idk i don’t think this one is it. the concept is great but having the premise be a kid getting molested just doesn’t sit right.

Drew K.

as a former molested kid I can tell you this one is absolutely hilarious.

Drew K.

obviously, some people are gonna be upset by this but I think it was fucking hilarious. great job guys

CROWPEN

i think the point is that it's a very out of touch southern bbq commercial

ray_getard

well I think it's hilarious

Lucien Grey

I’m late on this but saw it on Youtube when it came out. Imo the subject matter was suuuuuper heavy so I didn’t really find it funny, BUT the production was incredible. Like I’m a horror lover and I don’t know if it was because I didn’t know where this was gonna go comedy-wise (like if I looked at it as horror I maybe would have interpreted it differently) but it was incredibly intense and gripped me the whole time, and everyone’s acting was great. Your whole team is super talented, and I’d definitely watch something more serious/scary if you were ever interested in exploring that kind of stuff.

Jordan Pinho

Mannnnnnn why all y’all acting soft as hell? He literally opened a fudging fortune cookie telling him he’s gonna get molested if you DON’T find that funny your crazy

kylee parsons

This was a cinematic masterpiece, the zoom on his trembling fingers really showed how scared he was to get molested, great work guys keep it up