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We get to the bottom of who invented gravy.

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Adamksanders

Can you rename the podcasts to the Adam cast?

Joseph Raymond

God I’m so glad I spent my hard earned money on this so I could see Ryan’s greasy grabbers before anyone else haha 🤯

Maggie

how many pairs of reeboks does matt have

Sarah

ryan’s toes are haunting me

Tobbe

matt is so quirky

Kate

Had to double check to make sure I didn’t make this up but the cops were alerted about the junko futura situation twice and I’m pretty sure went to the house she was captured in. They chose not to look inside because the boys said they could come in and the cops figured that meant they were innocent. Big time ACAB

Tiny Pancakes

I'm leaving this comment to increase the comment/view ratio, and so that when Ryan reads this he can kick his lil feet in excitement.

withoutego

excited to see you in Portland, Matt. the new album sounds great!

nikita

fruit flies have basically the same brains we do so you might as well be taking human lives tbh

Odin

You guys probably know this already, but the only effective way I’ve found to get rid of fruit flies for good is (a) a shallow dish of apple cider vinegar mixed with a bit of dish soap (they’re attracted to it and the dish soap sucks them under basically) and (b) clean EVERYTHING - every nook and cranny - especially where food has been. Pour boiling water down the drains, too

spagla

fun fact to all megheads : did you know grotesque is an anagram for "gore quest"

Duck

I listen to the audio and watch the video

Duck

Hell yeah they should do that too fuck human

hamter

same i listen to the audio when im doing something else and if its good i will watch it later when i feel like it

SuperFlik

Loving the picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi the boys have

crystales

my dad only has one testicle because of testicular cancer so there u go matt

yucker

you guys should start a podcast

Mae

I love that Matt’s assessment of Christopher Columbus was almost spot on. He was promised a ton of gold if he found a route to India, so until he died he just kept saying he actually found it

Eli

How do they still have fucking fruit flies!

Eli

Oh fuck Matt mentioned he who shall not be named. By NAME

parcelpyxides

I just want Matt to know I haven’t stopped thinking about Goofy Hours live since he talked about it, jumpin jellyfish you guys are great!

Fabingi

Same here, golly gosh!

baldpigeon

So the story goes that the only way to get to India by the ocean was to sail around the Horn of Africa, an incredibly expensive and long journey pioneered by the Portuguese (Columbus’ first choice before going to Spain). Columbus thought that by sailing directly west, he could reach India in a much shorter time, thus when he landed he thought it was India, and while many of his contemporaries already thought it was a new continent, Columbus did go to his grave still thinking he had just visited Asia.

Kristian Willhite

very nice impersonation of chris-chan columbus, boys

hamter

Bold move showing up to what you think is the country you want to start trading with and then the first day ordering 6 local people to be enslaved.

Lukas Gray

I would absolutely LOVE to buy a subscription to Matt memes