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SuperMegaCast - EP 351: Illegal Haircut (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-09 15:06:00
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2026-06
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Content

The boys refuse to give in to the government mandated haircut demands.

Comments

Zachary R

Sure do love these gays!

Nicholas

And gee willickers, these boys are handsome.

LuciferLexxx

You know it’s going to be a good episode when Matt has that shit eating grin in the thumbnail

jojichwes

felt very welcomed at the beginning thanks boys

homotron3000

i deal with the same shit as ryan. it’s really hard to pick clothes i like because i feel like it won’t look good on my body type. gotta keep telling ourselves there is beauty in everything and everyone

KIWI

I enjoy myself some peecans occasionally

Chloe 🪱

I don't know if you boys have heard but NASA had a conference thingy and there have been a shit ton of sightings of these weird metallic orbs and they are classifing them as uaps and NASA said that they have basically no idea what is going on

Bulbosoor

ryan i promise your peaks and valleys would look so so good in a striped polo with a french tuck

Hugh Phardid

When are we gonna get my two lovely uncles 2: a sequel in heaven?

ThighGuy

If your fashion sense is all a joke and ironic, nobody can say it's bad fashion. It's bad on purpose. Just like matt

L Nordin

Anyone else gonna mention the mask?

Liam Fitzgerald

It was a little weird having banana‘s head on display like that but overall great episode

Star_Drek

Please do idiocracy uncle sleepover I’ve been meaning to rewatch it

fran

i admire matts neurodivergent swag

Kynbroonfana

the boys go to north korea when?

Jeremy Murray

Ketchup is a good way to ruin a perfectly good hotdog.

homotron3000

also btw they north korea starts the calendar at 1912 because it’s the birth year of kim il sung. the country was established in 1948, and the juche calendar was adopted in 1997. (no hate just want to let ppl know ❤️)

ghoullio jr

ryan i know this comes down to body dysphoria at the end of the day and your feelings are valid, if you dont like the way you look thats valid, but its hard to judge your own body objectively and i just wanna let you know your body type is masculine and hot and daddy as fuck from my perspective jsyk

Jack Smart

as a fat man myself I’d like to say no matter how much people tell you that you look fine, being fat is unhealthy and doesn’t fit modern beauty standards no amount of compliments can change that, I personally think people telling me that I look good and don’t need to be self-conscious is not good, it’s like saying “yeah man it’s fine if you die of heart issues at 57 man it’s cool you look good!”. If a fat person is saying that there feeling self conscious don’t tell them they look good tell them you know they can lose the weight if they try, motivate don’t slow your fat homie down more.

Maggie

justin having a mouse moment

Eli

It's honestly offensive that they like ketchup on their hotdogs. What the fuck are they, 10? Jesus Christ, boys. Get some fucking mustard and sourkraut or onion. Just fucking vile. I have never been offended by The Funny Brothers until today.

Alina Wolf

I really enjoyed this one! Definitely some engaging topics (and I burst out laughing at the "deviled egg hot dog" lmao) and I appreciated Ryan being open about what's been on his mind lately.

EpiccnessAlf

Ryan, you can still eat that kind of food in moderation and lose weight or stay at the same weight. Literally just exercise more, and just be mindful of what you’re eating. I know you have a bad back, but you’re a wealthy guy who can 100% get a gym membership and use their pool. Swimming is the best kind of workout because it hits all parts of your body and is easy on the joints.

Ariael

ryan's insecurity about clothing changes is valid. sometimes i want to dress girly but im fat so ive been trapped in teen boy fashion for my entire life 💀

B

My first new podcast as a Patreon member I’m finally in the cool club

bingus

what mask

Vik

Nothing makes me more happy than a new SuperMegaCast epsiode to smoking to

Dave

Love the nerdy talk boys, gets me all riled up

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Ryan, you are my beefy knight and ILYSM. Matt, I stan a lanky king.

Mike_c14

The North Korea disinformation campaign episode of the podcast - very disappointing to see you boys spreading lies about the great nation of Korea!

Lore

always grateful that we share the same moments of existence Matt & Ryan Matt - always down to have you info dump about space and aliens - big same. we gotta talk about DNA & DMT lol Ryan - thanks for being so honest (in a funny way obv) about your body dysmorphic stuff. you're beautiful!!

benjamin Miller

No, no, you were correct with the first one

T.G.

god Neutrinos still freak me out a little...It's another thing that is mysterious like dark matter. I think they can pass through most things.

36

Being "Artificial" does Ellen 2 truly have a "Race"? I mean the team that created her was from The DPRK so technically her "parents" are Korean...

36

I heard a theory that life trends toward Crab as it evolves. Like something along the lines of 6 non-craboid species have evolved into crabs or crab like creatures. (So I'm guessing that means something like a long time ago a worm, a lizard, a spider, a fish, and a platypus have all evolved into different crabs or crab like creatures, even though they didn't start from the same primordial creature that stuff like hermit, snow and fiddler crabs evolved from. LIke if there was another type of humanoid but it came from reptiles instead of apes)

36

The BIG issue isn't that you don't upload the movies for "Uncle Sleepover" it's that's you never pick movies that are on streaming services anyone owns... we can't all make a run too F.Y.E. for a copy of Delta Farce every week. 1 cause it's expensive, and 2 because yall already own every copy.

ciara

i'm high as shit and matt's speech about life is wwild as fuck. like, imagine if a higher being/god existed, sepcifically the Christan god. the BIBle does not say ppl will be in heaven forever, but only 10000 years, what if earth as a whole was just a piece of an ever repeating cycle where a oplante gets life, devolps concious beings who ruin shit and need saving and will be too unredeemable that the higher power/god wipes it clean and each new planet is another try at perfecting this cycle, ultimately ending this apattern. and what if black holes are a is a viewable representation of true death/ the end of everything we both know and cannot comprehend and whenever another cycle repeats, it gets stronger and that's why so many stars or destpoyrd and created each earthly day. i think i am jus thtingkind about A Wrinkle in Time", but by like CS Lewis or someone. I recently read that book while in the mental hopspital, it was pretty good, it's so interesting how the haracters fel so timeles because I kept forgeting what year the book was wrote. like, for it to wrote in the 1960s, the only thing that truly dayes it is the exidstence of a home phone. The whole premisise if that like "evil" is eating plantests and shit and what if Madeline L'Engle is basically a prophet. Oh, but Meg, Charles Wallace, and Calvin meet these old ass, "magical" beings and they learn how to like fucking graasp the physicality of the universe and fold it in order to travel time and space. What if that fold or wrinkle is the ending of one humanity and the start of a new one. life is wild, y'all life is meaningfull unittil we learn it isn't special. truly we are all selfishfully selfish beings. we are nice because it feels good, not because it will actually hep someone. alrtruism isn't real unless you die because you have nothing to gain form==rom death because even if peoplle brag about you for your act, you aren't there to reap any benegits.., Love

ciara

I work in fasgt food and I'm always stuff in teh drive thru window and I feel like I have two headsets on and I hear like 15 people trying to ordera t once. I actually quite enjou myself and my jobsI I mean. it can be stressful , but I used to work ata abank and if paud well, but was awful to work at,. So, stessful and I got cussed out all the mcfreaeeking time, oh my god I miss tumnbler because that;s where I learned mcfreaking/ adding mc before stiff, its "Mick" btw, not "MAC" unless you are getting a big MaAAaaCaac I am twitchiing rn,s skrt uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa I aM going to leave now, I hipoppoep you have a good day/night/ morning/ afternoon/evening,/ dust to dawn" and iqmldf;uqimad al i imaliveimalcimali I'm so hungry, but I can;f reat good night, I love you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL(but all lowercase and cute)

marissa

pls dont risk losing the patreon for ppl that cant figure out how to rent or torrent a movie. its working great as is <3

marissa

peong chang is nobody

Ben

Hey Matt, those funky little science quips are, sorry to say this….. BORING !! Get Booshed

loui s

ryan you make me froth at the mouth like an ovulating lowland gorilla in the fatal stage of the rabies virus

loui s

Weirdo

loui s

shit makes me ravenous

kcekjm

I don't know what kinda hardcore drugs you were on but I don't think it was weed lol

flop

Loving the space talk

Ricky

They always talk about alien existential life and death shit when I’m watching faded in bed trying to go to sleep 😭

kirby

ryan i fucking love your tits. being flabby is beautiful LOVING BREAD IS VALID

Megapulp

IM GLAD OTHER PEOPLE FEEL LIKE ME! But we got this girly thing just gotta take small steps :)

Mario Andonisio

Eating an entire french bread right now love bread

kirby

being fat doesn’t equal being unhealthy. you don’t have to lose weight to be happy with yourself.