Week 40! (Patreon)

THIS MARKS PAYMENT FOR THE WEEK OF 5/17-5/23. Hoo boy... okay, so, Mr. Cohen. This teacher is probably the most non-memorable of all the Old Canon teachers and I probably prefer he stay that way. This was Kale's and Ashley's 5th period teacher for English 103, a stork named Mr. Cohen... who is apparently Jewish. I guess. I dunno why I made him Jewish. For kicks? For some kind of weird diversity? I think that's why I made him a bird, at least. This is another teacher that I updated slightly to look better and to better reflect his real life animal counterpart, i.e. giving him that pale pink beak instead of the bright yellow one I gave him in the Old Canon. I also made his yarmulke a little better and, uh... well toned down the payot (the sidecurls) a lot to just be feather-shaped instead of... curly. He always had a beard made of feathers, though, and that's probably the one bit of his design that I actually still like. More anthropomorphic birds should have big fluffy feather beards. And again, I don't know if I was gonna do anything with him, whether that's horrible Jewish jokes or English jokes or whatever. Heck, I didn't even remember he existed until I looked at the old cast images and saw him there between the 4th and 6th period teachers. He only popped up in a single comic where someone asked him about his "beanie" and that was it. Oh well.