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Patreon Release #1 - CREAM (Patreon)

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2017-05-30 17:07:14
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2026-06
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 Here it is. The time has come for CREAM - the latest product that will fix your  life. This is the story of Dr. Bellifer, a scientific genius, who after  years of smashing particles together, reveals his revolutionary new  product: a cream with the power to fix all of the world’s problems.  

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Cream by David Firth

The time has come for CREAM - the latest product that will fix your life. This is the story of Dr. Bellifer, a scientific genius, who after years of smashing particles together, reveals his revolutionary new product: a cream with the power to fix all of the world’s problems. This launch is made possible by my lovely Patreon supporters: https://www.patreon.com/davidfirth Thanks to the super Patroids this is AD-FREE!. You will see their names in the credits. Please join us for more wonderful content. NEW TSHIRTS!!! https://brainfeeder.shop/collections/david-firth I have a Cream Tshirt and a load of Salad Fingers ones right now on the Brainfeeder store. https://www.patreon.com/davidfirth https://twitter.com/DAVID_FIRTH http://www.brainfeederfilms.com/ https://brainfeeder.shop/collections/david-firth http://www.fat-pie.com

Comments

Mark Reid

This is my favorite video of yours.

Bitgamer

The Newest Product that Everyone needs is a David Firth! ~After a Year of Global Unity, David Firth was Banned from Earth into Space~

Ms. B.

One of my favorites 💘

Chronon

Crap, I forgot to raise myself to the $3 tier >_>

Šimon Demočko

Love it! For a while I thought it could be a metaphore for the upcoming exponential growth of the AI intelligence and its ability to make better itself. I was expecting something much more brutal after seeing all the other Davids creation, but gore is not necessary for an awesome David vid. Thanks!

Marcus Cross

This product exceeded my expectations.

Dan Morrow

Cream is so cool! I can't even wrap my head around the time spent on this. It must have taken forever. Great work!

Nimboon

Incredible stuff. It went in a completely different direction to what I expected.

Rok Ister

Do patreons get a free sample of this cream?

Devin Valentine
>>5416325

They gave out Cream at the premier of this vid at Regent Street Cinema! It smells so good I want to eat it

davidfirth
>>5416325

I've got 4 left. Wondering if I should hang on to them or offer as prize or something. I wonder what happens to it after a few years..

Roey Tsemah

Disturbing how close to the truth. As insane as it is. Thanks for putting so much effort into this!

Christian J

Something utterly insane that people are still gonna tell you they understand; you've made the breakthrough.

BattlePenguin

This is amazing. It's the same level of social commentary as the Pop Music video you did a while back. I love it. Also, in your Patreon video, you're totally right. Adverts are poison.

Heather Kay

Loved it. Thank you, David.

Dni0

Ha! That Michael Cusack cameo. Good to see an OG (perhaps as OG as you can get) creator working with the young blood!

Sam Evans

Big love for Cream. This animation style is super detailed; I bet you sunk some serious hours into this. Will the soundtrack be released anytime soon?

Adam Marr

Great work! I'll never look at lotions, creams, or any moderately gelatinous substance the same.

Saint A. F.

Amazing work, thank you so much. If you're interested or may have already seen it, there was a great animated short at the Filmschau in Germany this year, called "What They Believe" by Shoko Hara. We talked a bit after the screening and she confirmed my premonition that your work had a major influence on her short. Well, have a great summer, David!

Deborah Casteel

congratulations!!! upon first hearing of your creaming tour, i was wildly jealous and wished i could get in on it but alas i'm in portland oregon. thank you for bringing my jealousy to an end. <3 Its just as awesome as i thought it would be.

2020k RJ Kozain

Even the credits page was beautiful. Thank you so much.

Bob M.

This is absolutely amazing.

Hellfridge

Is the tempo slower compared to older animations? Or is my brain just gotten better and working twice as fast while I'm watching Cream? Now I clearly can see that patreon will improve patreon until it becomes pure light energy.

Stefano Gaivota

I'm interested to know what Patreon's cut is of your creation pledges. So out of the $X.XX em-toto pledged (and then paid) per thingy, what proportion do you actually get to deploy on tea and biscuits at the end of the month?

Anatoly Karman

Are you going to release script or some other materials from Cream? (I'm 3$ patreon of course)

3d-palace

Just finished watching with my wife - she said "Most genius awesomeness" - which is a high compliment indeed. (and I agree)

Beardyman

You're a flipping genius and a national treasure sir.

Connor Swenke

Wonderful. You've got a good mind. Keep up the great work or we'll stop funding.

Christopher Caleb

Fucking beautiful. The message is so very true, and so ugly and sad. When I first saw your stuff, I watched SO much in one night, I actually had an emotional and mental 'hangover' for lack of a better word. I felt like it might have planted some subliminal seed of ... SOMETHING... now, I know it DID. Now I'm just another mindless FIRTH zombie, waiting for more like friggen' Heroin or something. Keep it up - I don't want withdrawals!