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Hey Spudchuckers, this is the 2nd release: Clonka Minkus. This early release is for the fiver-and-up-crew. The rest of the people will see it later. 

If you were quick, you may have seen this already........(hope not though because something new is a lot more fun)

This short is the reason I signed up to Patreon in the first place. This was the release that did it. After working solid for a month on this, I was hit with content warnings and strikes the moment I released it, and so retracted it from Youtube's stinky grasp. They de-monetized it because of its themes, apparently. This was going to be the first Patreon release but Cream made more sense at the time.

I do intend to do more of these in between new animations. I got halfway through episode 3 before I dropped it and started focusing on other stuff. I have new episodes of your favourite series in the works. That tends to happen a lot. I have also stumbled upon some lovely unreleased nuggets from 2004 so look out for that in the bonus box.

Just want to say thank you all for the support and don't hesitate to request stuff from me. 


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The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #2: Clonka Minkus

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE PATRONIZZLE! https://www.patreon.com/davidfirth - thanks to the patrons for keeping this channel going. Endless gratitude. I don't like the news so I make my own. The News Hasn't Happened Yet | Episode #2 - Save Clonka Minkus! I put my face on some news footage. Summary of headlines Dogs don't exist . Clonka Minkus is fine. No one takes part in surveys. music by Locust Toybox. The one you are asking about is called Lemons in A Jar All Locust Toybox music is BUYABLE: https://locusttoybox.bandcamp.com I live here: http://www.fat-pie.com I piss here: http://twitter.com/david_firth I sleep here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Firth-Salad-Fingers/9257326739 I sometimes Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/davidfirth66 If you didn't subscribe to me yet, I will probably stand outside your house until you do. http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=doki66 💾💾💾💾💾💾💾 Trying to make sense of the news. The news won't happen. The rotting newscorpse. We make the news. Kony 2012 The news exploded. Big bits in a bag of newspiss. Bits of buggery newsy shit that nobody news about. When no one news. No one could nevernews spilling the news it's a factbomb or truthbomb not lying news newsergate newsbomb often called the dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn’t happened yet. The news didn’t happen, did it? The news won’t happen, but you'll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. This was just my thought process for the title. I thought I'd leave it here. Otherwise it's just a hidden compost heap in a file on my PC that will never again be accessed. 💾

Comments

Nik Maack

I have smelled the truth and it is like a dogshit flower soaked in a perfume manufactured by child slaves. Thank you for your time.

Brian Kokernak

this video is fake, you can tell by the shadow pixels

Essie Wood

Those damn lizard Zionist Nazi people... WE'LL GET YOU!!!!

Garrett Mitchell

I thought I saw this video before but I remembered it wrong.

Michael Graf

This video doesn't even exist in the first place

Essie Wood

Wait... did this video leak?

Will Davenport

oh shit I just noticed you said there's a new Locust toybox album acomin'