A Note RE: Discog Downloads! (Patreon)

Hey all, hope you're doing better than I am right now. That sounds like a mopey way of passively complaining about how badly I'm doing; that I want so badly for you to ask me "oh no, poor Will, what's wrong sweetie?" and I won't deny that that is exactly the type of man-child I have the capacity to be when I'm falling behind on my 6-7 (Might be more the loud sighing type, but eh) but I'm actually just feeling really affectionate. I'm doing great, and I want you to be doing even better, because I can't be okay unless you're okay. Which sounds like an unhealed and out-of-touch-with-your-feelings way of expressing some codependency and I won't deny that that is exactly the type of man-child I have the capacity to be when I'm falling behind on my 6-7 (Might be more the "are you sure you're not mad at me?" type but eh) but I'm actually just doing a bit that is more effort than it's worth. Especially since the header here promises a "quick note."

I'm going to change that. Gonna remove the word quick. There. Now I don't have to delete anything else. That's efficiency. That's why they call me Willy "Quick" Wood. Also cause I got around a lot in my 20s and wasn't impressive about it. No high fives from the bros. Just an extra-embarrassing amount of "that's happened to me too." I'm kidding of course. I don't shower often enough because I don't like being in the same room as a naked person. I'm terrified of intimacy and disgusted by my body. That sounds like a self-deprecating joke designed to fish for compliments and I won't deny that that is exactly the type of man-child I have the capacity to be when I'm falling behind on my 6-7 (Might be more of the "I hate my nose, I think I might get it fixed" type, but eh) but I'm actually just really overstimulated right now and don't know how to stop. By the way 6-7 is a 12 step thing not a brainrot thing but I get a kick out of knowing people don't know what I'm saying which sounds like a toxic self-isolating way of shielding myself from being known for STOP

So top tier members get access to free downloads of my full discography (which for reasons I must clarify is a gift that comes with your other content, not a purchase) ((I hate saying "for reasons, it sounds so painfully millennial)) ((((triple parentheses is apparently a nazi dogwhistle to indicate a subject is Jewish so I'm going straight to quadruple to tell you that before moving onto the third parenthetical which then calls for five parentheses)))) (((((although I am Jewish))))) ((((((it's like when people my age say "I did a thing" or whatever)))))) but some stuff is missing.

What is wrong with me today

TOP TIER MEMBERS GET ACCESS TO FREE DOWNLOADS OF MY FULL DISCOGRAPHY.

SELF-ISH 2026 WILL BE ADDED TO THAT LIST FRIDAY

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT A COUPLE THINGS ARE MISSING FROM THE LIST. THAT'S AN ACCIDENT, MY BAD.

THE CURRENTLY MISSING RELEASES FROM THAT LIST WILL BE ADDED SOON. YOU'LL GET POSTS WITH THEM.

IT'LL BE THE SLOUCHING ALBUM VERSION, EVERYTHING IS A LOT, THE TAPEWORMS REMASTERS, AND AN UPDATED CH&T WITH THE BONUS TRACKS.

STAY TUNED CICADAS

Yikes the caps lock is horrible too but that's really all I had to say in the first place and I needed to make sure it was effectively highlighted. Sorry for the spam and for the missing albums. I will make it up to you, somehow. I promise, I know I'm a piece of shit and I hate myself for it but I'm doing my best. Which sounds like a manipulative way of guilting you for being upset with me and I won't deny that that is e