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Legend has it... (Patreon)

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2024-06-09 17:00:29
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Legend has it when hiking through the woods, you don't have to turn your shirt inside out or wear red to get past the fae's tricks. All you have to do is weave your clothes out of the moss they use for their beds 🌿

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Thorgnor

Very much amaze!

Mario Perez

According to folklore one may summon a powerful entity by doing the following: Make a crude effigy of a deer out of fabric scraps, used gift cards, and books or pamphlets about nonviolent conflict resolution soaked in gasoline. During the witching hour of the third of October, find a spot where concrete hath been poured within a fortnight and make an offering of tea, $1000 in cash or gift cards to amazon, a live racoon in a basket, and twenty pound wheel of cheese. Build a fire and throw in your deer effigy. Dance in a circle around the bonfire, punching the air with very bad form, and chant "I know it says non-nude, but..." If done correctly, the Goblin Queen will emerge to kick your ass. If you survive, she may grant a boon.