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851. Kings of King: The Monkey (Patreon)

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2025-04-07 13:00:14
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Today it’s 2025’s The Monkey, directed by Osgood Perkins. When the monkey stops beating his drum at the end of this episode, Abe and Michael unceremoniously explode into a fine blood mist.

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Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social

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Matt

Correct Peter Gabriel take.

Kelsey Grammar Ghost

So everyone just explodes like Rorschach at the end of Watchmen?

Burrito

But Shawshank can’t be about the more of a wrongful conviction, because Andy Dufrene very obviously did it!

Burrito

This is probably pretty fuckin’ weird, but for whatever reason this episode rustled something inside me that’s making me want to back down from my position that I’m right about but I’m ready to stop caring a bit that now and give an unqualified apology to somebody in my life and reconnect after a massive buncha bulkshit over the last few months. So, like, thanks, I guess? Talking about the randomness of death is important — vital, even — and we have to remember the late Michelle McNamera’s words that I have tattooed on my wrist: It’s chaos, be kind.

SmallBeans
>>171296345

Not knowing the details, this sound like growth. We wish it goes well, our little bean burrito. Thanks for the comment.