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Escort Mission: Ganz and Swaim talk Early Access & Hades II (Patreon)

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Look, they made us call it Escort Mission for the nostalgia factor, it's basically a 1Ups series. Anyway, this is episode two! We were cleared to make two more, but need some clicks to roll through to make episodes five and beyond a reality. Tell the gamer in your life!

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What's so Great (and Terrible) About Early Access Gaming (Hades II) | Escort Mission

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