Podlump: Kingdom Hearts (Patreon)

Make sure your heart is filled with light, and not weighed down by the darkness that comes from your soul turning its back on the power of friendship which can be overcome if you only believe in belief and specifically the belief that love isn’t power but it’s courage that’s inside our heart which is a prison that can only be unlocked by the key of soul connections with family, the family that you choose, because the hard times are long but the peace that comes from knowing that you’ll never be alone is longer and as long as we have that we’ll always be ready to fight! …because this is a Ranger Danger Podlump. Brought to you by our Patrons. Kingdom Hearts? Yes! Kingdom Hearts!

What’s the deal with airline foo—I mean the absence of Final Fantasy characters? Where does Michael think the franchise is heading? And can Sarah tell the difference between a fake Kingdom Hearts game name and a real one? That’s what we’re Podlumpin’ to find out! So lump it! Thank you, Patrons!

Originally released on March 25, 2019.