Patreon Poll: September 2020: The Reckoning (Patreon)

We want to make this absolutely clear: Mat doesn't want us to do this. He thinks we can lead by example and show you a better way, a way forward without revenge. Demonstrate compassion, not retribution.

But, you know, fuck that. Choose how I suffer.

DragonBall: Evolution
I think I have seen every episode of DragonBall Z. I have owned books and videos and magazines and games and action figures. I have never seen this godforsaken 15%-on-Rotten-Tomatoes white-boy-as-high-school-Goku movie.

Artemis Fowl
I read most of these books, too. I decoded the code in the margins. I can tell you Butler's first name off the top of my head. Most of that knowledge is gone now, but... this will still hurt. 10% on Rotten Tomatoes. What were they thinking?

ReBoot: The Guardian Code
OK, I know what you're thinking. It's obviously this one. We could have just made this a poll with one option and been done with it. This is the Lauren's Shakespeare Musical of September 2020. Here is what I want you to consider: I do not know how many ways we'll be able to justify ever doing either of the other two in the future. This one will definitely come up again.

I leave my fate in your hands.