Please don't judge me for having big tits! (Patreon)

Big boobs..

Much like being bitten by a radioactive spider and waking the next day to discover that you have been gifted with powers beyond your control, they are a gift and they are a curse.

I have big boobs, and I'll be the first to tell you that they are often. I have no doubt they have gotten me out of jams like parking tickets. They make certain outfits look just amazing. If I ever need a place to store my ATM card and I'm not carrying a purse, my big boobs are a godsend.