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What audio today? 1/13 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-13 09:34:31
Imported:
2026-06

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HAIIII what audio would yall like today? I accidentally cut a chunk outta my finger making dinner last night and was thinking of making an audio around that LMAO i still might.... but i am also curious what y'all would like to see or maybe what you would like me to add to that (probably reverse comfort) audio

thank you!!

Comments

Inari

Oof I’ve been there (I, a responsible adult, didn’t use a cutting board while cutting oranges for a kid I was babysitting) ANYWAY I think if you wanted to make an audio around that, after helping the speaker clean it up and bandage it, the listener can do different things to take the speaker’s mind off the sensation lol, like head scratches, forehead kisses, shoulder rubs, etc. (while teasing him for being clumsy lol)

cubbywubby
>>161151875

ITS SO REALLL i was so mad, i was prepping garlic and shallots, which are hard for me to brunoise due to their smaller size, BUT I CUT MYSELF TRYING TO PORTION THE BAGUETTE THAT I BAKED !!!! THE BAGUETTE!1!!111!! i am so frustrated! i like your ideas a lot especially FOREHEAD KISSES i need to have those in my audios more.....

carol
>>161151875

I second that!! also alex please keep all your fingers

cubbywubby
>>161151875

IM TGRYING!!! i have only cut myself twice, once on a BENCH SCRAPER and now CUTTING BREAD

Inari
>>161151875

Mine was so dumb too in hindsight like I’m glad they weren’t watching me as I grasped the orange up in my hand while trying to cut it in half 😭 but damn I imagine you were sorta proud of urself for the brunoise and then got humbled by the baguette 💀

Holly Webster

Ouch! I hope the finger heals quickly, at least if there’s a chunk missing then there’s less surface area to heal 💀🤭 sorry! I like the idea of something happening during the speakers day that upset them but they don’t want to burden the listener with it, so they carry on but because they are distracted making dinner they cut their finger and it kinda tips them over the edge. They start crying and after the listener has dealt with the cut they cuddle on the couch and talk about what happened. Then the listener gives them love and affection until their brain goes bye bye 😂 I love in your audios when the listener essentially finds your off button and keeps pushing it until you fall asleep/forget what you were upset about

CherryVom

Not the fingie😭 I myself have some scars on my hands from food-related mishaps lol… I like the idea! I think it’s cute how you write ur everyday experiences into ur works, makes em feel more real :3

blin (blost

omg baby I'm so sorry 😭. I hope that it heels quickly. And be more careful next time!!!! I agree with most of the comments here, but I'd like to add something. What about "childish" bandaids? Like, with animals or flowers, with a lot of colors and stuff. Oh, and the listener putting way more bandaids that are needed, yk? That's so cute 😭😭😭

carol

I have 1 scar on my index finger from cutting cardboard for a piñata back in middle school💀 It was so stupid; my friend was initially doing it, but they were being so reckless with the box cutter I could picture them stabbing their face. I decided if a fatality was to occur it should be to me… then the SECOND I take it from them, I almost chop off my finger😭

cubbywubby
>>161151875

i was so amazed that i had managed that, i sharpen all my knives myself and they are all near razor sharp, YET I CUT MYSELF ON THE BENCH SCRAPER