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Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

WARNING: Many people will hate this episode! Don't worry. Next week will be back to normal!

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Episode 426

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Bootyman

this podcast host truly cares about his fans

kingensai

Vito is about done. He broke trust with the audience and Dick's crew by displaying the most egregious example of hypocrisy yet.

Atticus Finch

Dicks gay love for reilly is becoming embarrassing. Reilly is literally a talentless prick who makes money by getting autistic girls to do porn, cheap, nasty abuse porn. He contributes nothing to the biggest problem and would be in jail if not for dick and Vito bailing him out. If dick likes his 6 grand a month so much, maybe he should be paying more attention to what Vito wants then what some talentless midget who got slapped around by Ethan Ralph wants dick to want, FFS. Dick refuses to read the Nword on his own show and had a fucking kiniption on TBPITU at people writing I hate when mommy and daddy fight in the chat and refused to read it, but then says Vito is ruining the show by not wanting to read out the same shitty joke over and over. I thought the money is all that matters, say the Nword dick, people super chatted it, just sit in your fucking chair and say the N word on rumble all fucking day because some retard sent you $2. What a fucking load of shit, dick is becoming a huge Fslur, while Shawn sits and nods. Vito is literally the only person who tells him he is wrong, and he is wrong.

Atticus Finch

You mean like spending 3 weeks berating someone for not reading superchats, because superchats are everything to the show, and then freaking out at everyone posting ‘I hate when mommy and daddy fight’ and refused to read the superchats because they are unfunny and repetitive 😂😂😂😂😂

Speedyshamrock

rivals the Carl episode in terms of awesomeness

Stryle

Vito committing a crime by recording is so funny. What a dumb bitch. Glad I'm on this Patreon and not Biggest Pig In The Universe patreon.

WillWall

Vito sounds like boogster saying his medical privacy is his only thing he has left.

Extreme Bioaerosol

WTF - after EP 155 of Biggest Problem, I thought Vito reversed out of this spiral.

Dreamgazer

These retards act like children

Blart Sampson

I’m at 1:43 in and Vito July is really getting on my nerves

Christina Waide-Bails

Vito ripped us ALL off. He spent the money and we don't have the product we paid for. Dick you backed his campaign and he defrauded YOUR fans, what are you going to do about it?

Bort

Im gonna camp out on vitos private property. not joking

Blart Sampson

Go to his house & don’t forget to bring the pigs blood

cameron yarnell

Canceling BPITU, dick if you're ever strapped for cash, you've turned liberal. I think it's there is a liberal fallacy were self destruction is inevitable.

cameron yarnell

NOW THATS OINKTOBER, LETS TAKE OVER THE BLOCK

Mnemonic

Nearly 4 hours, vito: save me dickio, riley: dont save him, dick: he be creepin on the low, riley: dont save him.

Matthew B Ballin

Now when Shaun talks about Maddox I can't tell if he's talking about/describing Maddox or Vito 🤣

Mnemonic

damn the end of the biggest problem 2...

Millhouse

The drama is funny but hopefully things go back to normal soon, was hard not to feel a little bad for Vito on this one

Renegade Priest

Vito pronounces "scenario" like a douche. That's all I need to know about Vito.

Renegade Priest

This episode is what Episode 77 of the old show should have been. MORE!!!!

415 nick

Riley is an annoying F slur but boogie 2.0 is really handling this the worst way possible

415 nick

Yea I also think Riley is a talentless F slur and I don’t understand dicks love for him but anyone who writes a comment as long as yours is also an F slur

Tortrest

I don't like it but I'm on vitos side. He is handling the situation poorly but I think he is in the right and he was dumb to sit there and let dick twist what he was saying or rephrase it to mean something else and just sit there and not argue it. vito doesn't understand that like 99% of arguing/debating is just saying stuff like it's true whether it is or isn't. VIVA OINKTOBER

Metal Donut

Ironically, Vito said he's very good at making public PR statements when he was on PKA. This was in reference to Dr.Disrepsect. I guess he only practices PR when it involves chatting with minors.

Starkey

In 20,000 hours of podcasts I've never enjoyed a podcast less

DeeDeeKn08head

If you can acknowledge that Vito has genuine fear of something then you cannot expect him to act completely rationally

The Gentleman Sausage

What Vito missed is that Riley didn't say "I'm going to commit property damage and theft"; he said "I'm going to commit crimes that won't be prosecuted in California, get ready for property damage and theft." It's an obvious California Bad joke. He's listing categories of crimes that California is notorious for letting people get away with to make fun of the state of California. This is like when Hasan Piker freaked out that the "Candyman" threatened to wear his dresses

Doug in OK

I don't know anyone that craves death as much as Reilly XD I'm from small town Oklahoma. And whether I like his jokes or not, I'd like to see him try that around these parts and see how things work out. We don't call 9/11 and yada yada.

Doug in OK

Vito might've caught it if he wasn't so wired and tunnel-visioned. Not faulting him, it happens.

Steven kelly

Try dat inna smoll town- a fag

Steve

I knew dick was smart but now I think he's brilliant.... picking vito as a co-host was a masterful judge of character for entertainment. I feel for vito only because he is maybe missing the big picture.....I hope these aren't the last episodes. Enjoy what we have now lol

Petty

Vito's new overly-emotional arc is entertaining, but it's starting to get tiresome to try to keep track of. Is that what he's trying to do? To make everyone else feel how he did about the fat jokes?

Rev

It's crazy to me how Vito doesn't get the point Mint and Riley were making at the end of call 2. The point they were making was that he crosses very obvious lines that he shouldn't, then he somehow doesn't understand why anyone's mad at him for it. He has this amazing ability to just never just pump the brakes and think for a moment before saying something crazy or insulting. It's actually one of the things that makes him hilarious, but gets him in shitty situations like this where it's obvious he's the bad guy in the wrong, even if you feel sorry for him.

OutForSmokes

Vito really is Maddox 2: fatter, gayer, squealier.

Atticus Finch

Vito is 100% right. Reilly is total dog water at promoting himself or his whore. Vito should just ask Reilly to fight, just kick his lil midget ass, for everyone to see. Reilly wants to be a bully, thinks he is frank hassel but he is more like Josh moon, or what Josh would have been if he made friends with Dick. A pathetic hanger on, whose only use is to do illegal stuff. If dick asked him to suck a dogs cock he would. The dick show is shit compared to the biggest problem, and I think, for Dick anyway, that stings a little. Might be half the reason why he is always nuking the show right from the start for the last while.

Atticus Finch

So Reilly is Good at promoting his Mint? The answer is no, he is not, so if he starts telling people who are clearly more talented and skilled than he is, that they don’t know what they are talking about, they, in return, will probably point out his own inadequacies. It’s not Vitos fault the mint chooses a fucking retarded mongoose to be her manager/promoter/ pimp/ abuser 😂

LJ

Vito has absolutely allowed it to get to this point by being a massive dick over and over again and then handled it in the worst way possible.

ASEPresents

Bitch I had a 24 million viewed viral video in the last year and Vito gets worse views on YouTube than Eric July. My videos are fun and Riley isn't promoting them AT ALL he films them and they look better than anything Vito has ever uploaded to the internet -mint

Veggie

Vito acting this daft makes me want a Superkiller refund

SquidwardSpunks

Riley is talentless clown and Mintspastic is an E-whore actually dumb enough to get manipulated. Vito is right for being worried about this being a bit, Every other 'bit' where he's the victim has plagued his entire online career. However, there's ways of handling it and this ain't it. This will have the complete opposite effect.

Steyr

"My property!" is the new "My livelihood!". Welcome back, Maddox.

Vladimir Grabbinmikov

I want to boycott Dick after this just because he let Vito say “property” or “private property” like 700 fucking times.

SquidwardSpunks

The whole "I'll never have a phone call with you again" was just harsh, manipulative punishment. BPitU works because people believe you get on, wether you do or don't. The bullying is funny (mostly) the bit's, at Vitos expense are great, but nobody want's to see two people who find eachother insufferable try and do a podcast.

Rev

>So Reilly is Good at promoting his Mint? You're being dumber than Vito here. The point is that Vito should very obviously not be trying to big league friends of the show as that adversely affects the shows support. But for some reason he thinks that's ok.

kingensai

Fucking over your friends by making very poorly worded pdfile jokes then acting like an autistic fág when Riley does his windbag routine is hypocrisy of the highest order for someone who is ostensibly n advocate for freedom of speech. Embarrassing.

Crimson Shins

Vito has to say my property because if he says my toys he’ll sound like an even bigger manchild.

TwentyFourUsedSocks

Vito sucks because he replies to EVERY comment likehe lives on the Internet!!! WTF man....GET OFF THE INTERNET for a few days!

JP

up there for best episode of all time, bar none. hot goss, celebrity guests, and a cliffhanger. do not stop.

OldStump

Had to rejoin the P after dick absolutely tore in to PedoVito.

Bryan R

lmfao why are you trying to make us feel bad for Vito? get real you faggot.

Atticus Finch

How crude, You suck your dad with that mouth?

Mnemonic

You had to rejoin the pedos? wat

Mnemonic

It's not harsh, it's reality and content. These are grown men, not kids. Vito might be on the edge of crying the most of the episode and dick might look like a bully, but it's all content imo. They lost $700-$500 in monthly subscriptions so far because of Vito's inability to run a successful podcast and inability to act like a real human being. Losing money is HARSH. Which I'm not saying you're disputing, just adding it in relevance to my first sentence. Have a nice day.

Mnemonic

This, he does this throughout the entirety of TBPITU.

OldStump

Vito is untrustworthy, simple as. He’s acting like a jilted woman

OldStump

Found the pigs alt account

OldStump

And mint wants Vito to stop talking shit about her when he’s fighting with Riley

OldStump

“Try that in a small town” You are a faggot.

OldStump

We can expect him to react without skullduggery to his employee that he’s harassing and not paying.

OldStump

Boogie doesn’t hide and cry like a bitch after instigating. He pulls a gun and gives warning shots. (Obvious joke)

OldStump

There’s a plethora of fat retards in the world for dick to abuse. Don’t you worry.

OldStump

Squat in Vitos property 2024

OldStump

Make him look like the fat pathetic loser he is.

HotShot Scott!

I don't think this is a Vito alt; Vito apologized about how retarded he's been lately. This finch guy is just some slow jilted beta

HotShot Scott!

I mean Vito admitted to lying about getting six hundred dollars back to Riley and he also apologized for being retarded lately; I really don't get where these dickless glazers are coming from lmao. Then again I remember there was a time where EVERYONE hated Riley for no good reason

c00f

Thank you for not killing yourselves 🙏

Jetbat

😆

SquidwardSpunks

Can someone explain why Riley has so many Simp fucks white knighting him? The guy has done like 3 funny things on the Internet, one of them being taking full advantage of an autistic fuck doll and pimping her out. Why is bending over for him?

Tardy Johnson

“The fans that give money to the show are not everything to the show” 🙄

415 nick

Your right I gave him to much credit if Riley showed up at his house he wouldn’t even have the balls to shoot at a school

Daniel Askew

Actually I pulled my subscription for the opposite reason.

Martial Autist

Thought Dick was going to beat his ass for a minute there

Titus Montgomery

I haven’t watched yet, I sure hope this is a nice, chill episode

Josh Bouchard

Vito: [tries to grab the mouse from Dick while on Dick's show] Dick: "You better fuckin watch it."

Renegade Priest

Steyr. Making light of people going after my property huh? Are those your company's values? Do they know you're part of a hate mob that makes fake oink allegations? mY pRoPeRtY!

OldStump

The chimp energy was real.

OldStump

That’s not what’s happening at all.

Dick Smith

If you think he's only done three funny things then you're pretty new here pal

Dick Smith

Its definitely top three, but the Facebook groups drama is the best episode of all time.

Blart Sampson

IDK if he ripped us off I don’t really think that’s the case he’s just late very late like quite a few of these go fund me comics seem to be. I do however feel like Vito July needs a punishment. not going to his precious property but when he comes around trying to collect shipping money just show him how he probably should have responded to Reilly and simply ignore him let him store all that shit for a while. lol cow asshole, I was a big fan of Vito he was funny and let BS just roll off ,(mostly) Now idk, if they can spin this into comedy gold it might be all good but I for one don’t know if I can see Vito July as funny anymore.

Dick Smith

Dick has had multiple people try to secretly gather evidence of his various "crimes"; his is a perfectly normal reaction especially for someone who would never win a Jury trial in a million years.

OldStump

That level of skullduggery can’t be trusted.

OldStump

I’d shoot at like 5 schools how manly I am.

endocrine_disruptor

A bit too much, guys. Vito might be overreacting to jokes but I think he was genuinely anxious.

OldStump

Deep throat a shotgun faggot.

OldStump

A comic is a monthly publication not once a decade.

Wildebeast

Vito finally showed he's more autistic that Mint.

Wildebeast

And, what the hell is he hiding on his property that he doesn't wany anyone to see? Same goes for what p*$n he watches...

Atticus Finch

Shut up whore! Go sell your dirty body for your midget pimp.

Atticus Finch

Friends of the show 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You need help

Cody Forrester

I have really wanted Superkiller to do well and have been waiting quietly for so long. Now I don't know if I even want it.

Nigerian SanFranciscan

way late to this, who cares. so vito is super spazz about his "property" because 1, he cant fight. 2, he doesnt own a weapon. and 3, he cant have his mom/dad/family member that rents to him aware of what he "does for a living". how very sad.