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A Maui look-a-like contest, a hula dancing festival, a regional liquor contest, Diet Coke Armageddon, proof of Kung Fu Tommy, more questions for Coach, how to make a noose, playing with bear spray, beating my girlfriend on Twitch, DIY home defense, throwing away kids’ toys, an erotic story from a real man, the tyranny of fake gasps, Madcucks gives a weak book update, the heart rate monitor, the needle in the cable stack, what to do with THE LETTER, not the best beer combo, a soft I told you so, and a sudden power outage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 51 - Dick on Bear Spray

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ButtBurgler

Is the audio and video out of sync for anyone else?

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

I prefer Coke over Diet Coke, but anyway, I've had to learn to always taste-test the drink before pulling away from the drive-thru window. I've gotten some nasty-ass fast-food Cokes sometimes (maybe they didn't clean the dispenser, or the mix of syrup to soda water is wrong, etc.), and I can only nip it in the bud by sitting at the window and taking a sip. If it sucks, they have to replace it or I won't leave. If there are people waiting behind me, all the better. It will pressure the employees to get it right.

Derek

How the fuck do you get a 150+ BPM when sitting and talking? Dude, I don't even get that high when I'm jogging. Lol, you okay dude?

Ryan Sutherland

As a dude who worked in Yellowstone National Park for a summer/winter contract EVERY ranger tells you DO NOT USE bear spray. 99/100 it makes them more pissed at you and you are more likely to get killed by the bear.

Connor S

"A normal heart rate is between 60 and 100 beats per minute (bpm), whilst resting." - I never saw Dick's heart rate go below 100 for the whole show. Correction: I saw his heart rate go down below 100 for about 20 seconds Fuck this I was right for 30 minutes

derekthederek

Dick, I understand why you're posting the video this way, but I don't have any Chromecast options. Am I a moron or is there really no way other than casting my entire screen?

Alex Walker

Savage Garden is Australian

Dick Masterson

It should have a direct link to the Vimeo page. What would help?

derekthederek

I'm on mobile and have clicked anything that looks like a button on this video. My knowledge of this is caveman level and I don't feel like it should have to be any higher than that to get what I want from the internet.

derekthederek

FUCKING GOT IT. Favorited it and found it in the app.

Alonzo Larios

Dick, next episode, get something to read your blood pressure throughout rants.

Ramlan Kamal

Dick, I love this show. Go fuck yourself.

Russ Toms

Heart rate is always much higher when drinking, yall calm down.

Zane Curtis

I think the HR monitor had a bit of a delay, maybe some Jergen's and extra cables would decrease lag

Zane Curtis

Will we ever get a body to go with coach? I can't tell if he has a "fat voice" or not