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The Forever Election, a professional discourager, a victory parade for big fat women, a theft notice pamphet, secondary audio fart programming, "Today My Girlfriend Learned", Fight the Patriarchy ice cream, nuking hurricanes, women not watching movies they picked out, and the Cat Girl's voicemail, wherein Maddox obsessively calls another girl who wants nothing to do with him; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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Atli, not Atill

Dick, I don't think you realize how importatnt that scorpion is... if you find proof of that stupid fucking scorpion, then you know its all true.

nop

The voicemail was too soon, instant nausea hearing that voice again.

Plague

Karl did make it cringe of the week on wednesday

No Good

What ever happened to the Maddox interview with the therapisy guy? Next month? ;_;

Daniel Atwater

After cat girl's fascinating call-in on the main show (she made me want to unplug and just work in silence), I was expecting similar here but she was surprisingly cogent. I think she was lying about who sent her the apple watch dick pick. I believe that that happened but I don't believe it was from maddox.

Chicanery

The Rosebud of this saga

Kat Gehl

I do love a good October Surprise in the election cycle. Vote Mad!

Chrisworld

Voicemail rage about links leading to app pop ups and stuff is exactly how I feel a lot of the time. I don’t have tiktok, Facebook, Instagram. I don’t have those apps on my phone either. Everyone i know from friends, family, coworkers send me these links and it’s a fucking NIGHTMARE trying to watch them.

Kat Gehl

Lmao I’m Kat Gehl, ya gooning goobers. You just are illiterates and cannot spell for shiitake

Goldilocks

My favorite point that cat girl DIDN’T make was her excusing Maddox’s bizarre possessiveness and retardation as “being Persian”

Brad McFly

Category 6 (Million)

Jrad

Put down the glass cigar and lose some weight, skitzo

Jrad

The surprise is that you wanted to have sex with Maddox! As in, have him insert his dusty little prick up in ya! Haw haw haw haw, grooooosssssssssssss How's the Dog the Bounty Hunter business treating you? I wonder if your tits are as gross as Beth's were. Maybe I'll do some spook-level doxing if I'm bored tomorrow

Elwin

Nigga I wanna download the mp3, no link?

Elwin

I'm rarted, thanks